When Bobby becomes a member of the Straight Arrows, Hank, Dale, Bill, & Boomhauer volunteer to take them on a camping trip. While there Bobby accidentally kill a whooping crane.
Hank is very embarrassed about his constipation. It certainly doesn't help his condition with Peggy telling all her friends, making Hank go to a proctologist and treating him like a child over it.
Bobby begins picking up bad habits, including slapping women in the rear end, from his sexist war vet grandfather. Hank initially turns a blind eye, but soon finds himself frustrated and unsure of how to put a stop to the behavior.
Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.
When Bobby is caught trying a cigarette, Hank decides the proper discipline is making Bobby smoke an entire carton. The result sparks an old smoking habit of Hank's and Peggy's, as well as a new habit in Bobby.
Joseph is throwing a co-ed party and informs Bobby there is going to be kissing. Never haven kissed a girl, Bobby practices on a plastic head Luanne was given for beauty school.
