Episode list

The Cinema Snob

It's Alive

Sun, Jan 14, 2024
A movie for all the new parents in the family, like the Snob himself. It's not quite Rosemary's Baby and not quite The Omen, but whatever it is, it's alive.
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It's Alive II: It Lives Again
Just when you thought it was safe to have babies again. After praising the original, the Snob puts on It Lives Again or It's Alive 2 where now, instead of one mutant killer baby, it's triplets.
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Damien: Omen II
That lovable Satanic scamp Damien is back to wreak more havoc on the world. New family, same hellish problems.
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A Very Unlucky Leprechaun
With Warwick Davis' Leprechaun series completed, the Snob looks at the character's polar opposite in a family movie about a father and his estranged daughter trying to save their house from a greedy mayor.
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April Fool's Day 2008 Remake
Sadly, this isn't an April Fool's prank, someone really did remake that April Fool's Day movie. The Cinema Snob takes a look at it to see who the real fool is.
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Easter Bunny Massacre
Contrary to what the title suggests, this isn't about Easter Bunnies being murdered, it's about a maniac in an Easter Bunny mask murdering other people. The Snob catches the cottontail end of the holiday by reviewing this hopping mess.
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Porky's

Sun, Apr 21, 2024
The Snob checks out that '80s classic about horny teens who will lose their virginity if it's the last thing they do, and it almost is.
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Porky's II: The Next Day
The Snob checks out more quirky fun from those quirky, horny teens at Angel Beach High, where they have to contend with Klan members and politicians.
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Porky's Revenge
The Snob looks at the third entry in the Porky's trilogy, in which the rotund, titular antagonist seeks retribution against those horny teens who destroyed his bar.
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Porky's IV: Pimpin' Pee Wee
Yes, this exists. Someone decided to make a spiritual successor 24 years after the last Porky's movie. The Snob looks at one of the most unnecessary sequels of all time.
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1984 in Film

Sun, Jul 07, 2024
Ghostbusters, Terminator, Friday the 13th's first final chapter, it must be 1984. The Cinema Snob ventures back to the iconic fourth year of an iconic decade to revisit the birth of some of today's hottest franchises.
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Mickey Mouse's Trap
Like Winnie the Pooh before him, Mickey Mouse is now Public Domain (more or less), which means he gets his own trashy, vile horror movie. The Snob watches in awe as another beloved childhood character becomes a bloodthirsty monster.
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Terrifier 2

Sun, Oct 13, 2024
With Art the Clown giving everybody a red Christmas with Terrifier 3 now in theaters, the Cinema Snob looks back on the second film in this gory franchise to see if it requires just as many vomit bags as the first.
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Halloween Ends
The Snob reviews the final Halloween movie (until they hit that reset button), and while he finds it lacking in shape (and lacking in The Shape), he applauds the original approach and points out a legacy sequel can be more than references.
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Amityville Turkey Day
The Snob brings us another Amityville Thanksgiving, except this one has something very original about it. Are you ready for this? It's got a killer turkey.
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Thanksgiving

Sun, Nov 17, 2024
The Snob reviews Eli Roth's 2023 Thanksgiving slasher, based on a fake trailer Roth made for Grindhouse.
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The Killing Tree
Since killer Santa and killer snowman movies have been done to death-pun intended, someone decided to make one about a killer Christmas tree. Watch as the Cinema Snob trims up this O Tannen-bomb.
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