Episode list

The Cinema Snob

Hellraiser: Judgement
Not even Covid-19 can keep the Snob down. Having retreated back to his quarantine closet, he reviews the final Hellraiser movie. Did they save the best for last?
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Scream

Sun, Jan 09, 2022
With a new Scream movie screaming its way to theaters this week, the Cinema Snob looks back on the original film, which marked the start of the contemporary meta-horror genre.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
The saw is family, and the Cinema Snob is going back to Texas to revisit of the most messed up families in film history. With talk of a Texas Chainsaw reboot, he looks back at the first of many, MANY reboots disguised as sequels.
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My Bloody Valentine
Love is in the air, and so is nonsensical horror as the Snob receives a very morbid Valentine's Day gift: a movie about a killer who performs his own Valentine's Day Massacre to those bold enough to celebrate the holiday.
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10 To Midnight

Sun, Feb 20, 2022
The Cinema Snob reviews this gritty 1983 Charles Bronson cop thriller, from Cannon Films and directed by J. Lee Thompson!
7 /10
Batman: A Naughty Parody
Holy Porn Parody, Batman. With a new Batman flick swinging into theaters, the Cinema Snob delves back into the realm of Batman porn parodies. If you thought Bat Pussy was strange - it is, but this is stranger.
6.6 /10
Leprechaun in the Hood
To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, the Cinema Snob checks out the fifth entry of the Leprechaun series, while not too good, it shows what happens when there's a Lep in the hood.
7 /10
Like Wow!

Sun, Apr 03, 2022
Like Wow. The Cinema Snob reviews a quirky 1961 movie about a pair of magic glasses that allows the wearer to see naked girls. How much would you pay?
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God's Not Dead: We the People
After enjoying the 3rd film, what does The Cinema Snob think of God's Not Dead 4, which features Reverend Dave helping out a family of Christian home school parents.
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Avengers vs. X-Men: A Naughty Parody
With Doctor Strange tangling with Multiverses about to arrive in theaters, the Cinema Snob decides to review something apropos for the occasion: a strange porn parody set in a multiverse of bad acting and lots of sex.
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Firestarter

Sun, May 08, 2022
With a new adaptation of Firestarter burning into theaters soon, the Cinema Snob sits back to watch the 1984 adaptation of Stephen King's book about a precocious little firebug.
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Bloody Murder

Thu, May 12, 2022
He's reviewed all the Friday the 13th movies, as well as all the Saturday the 14ths, however there are still plenty of rip-offs of those films for the Snob to review, and this one will have him screaming Bloody Murder.
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Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell
Easter has come late for the Cinema Snob this year, though it's appropriate because this is one you've been waiting for him to review. What is it about? A giant killer Easter bunny, of course.
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Her Majesty's Top Gun
This week, the Snob is in a Bind. Charles Bind. He's Number 1, while his movie is Number 2. It's got 'top gun' in the title and the sequel to Top Gun is finally coming out, so - here's a quasi-James Bond Top Gun crossover.
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April Fool's Day
It's Foolish April (in May) as the Cinema Snob finally gets to post his belated review of a horror movie set during April Fool's Day, because EVERY holiday needs a horror movie named after it.
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365 Days: This Day
The sequel to 365 Days has been released on Netflix, and given how The Cinema Snob saw the first one, I guess it's time to review the 2nd one.
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1982 in Film

Sun, Jun 12, 2022
The Cinema Snob chronicles the year 1982 in film, commemorating the 40th anniversary of such classics as The Thing, Poltergeist, Rocky III, E.T., and Wrath of Khan to name a few.
9.4 /10
Matilda

Sun, Jul 24, 2022
The Snob returns from a hiatus and sets out to review Matilda. Not the one about the magic girl, the one about the boxing kangaroo.
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The Next 365 Days
The 3rd and final chapter to the 365 Days trilogy is here. How relieved is The Cinema Snob that it's finally over?
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Catch Us if You Can
Next up on The Snob's jukebox is a 1965 hit from The Dave Clark Five: Catch Us if You Can. Has this one got what it takes?
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Cuckoo Patrol

Sun, Sep 25, 2022
Musical March (in September) has concluded for 2022, and to play us out are Freddie and the Dreamers with their crazy 1967 smash, "Cuckoo Patrol."
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Terrifier

Sun, Oct 02, 2022
So, it's October and you want some reviews of scary movies, don't you? Well, fortunately, the Cinema Snob has plenty in store, beginning with a real NASTY one.
7.3 /10
Halloween Kills
The Cinema Snob gets in the Halloween spirit by reviewing the most meta, tone-deaf sequel in the entire Halloween canon. If you never saw the original, don't worry, this one has flashbacks and exposition on it up the wazoo.
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Hellraiser (2022)
Since the Snob has reviewed all 2,000 sequels of the original Hellraiser, it's a no-brainer he'd be checking out the recent gender-swapped remake.
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1960 in Film

Sun, Nov 27, 2022
The Cinema Snob travels back in time to 1960, well, in terms of watching movies, to highlight some of the greatest films to the start of that decade. Psycho, Oceans 11, Magnificent Seven, and Spartacus to name a few.
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Jack Frost 1 & 2
Deck the halls with killer snowmen. The Cinema Snob prepares to celebrate Christmas in the best way he knows: holiday horror.
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