Episode list

The Cinema Snob

1941

Sat, Jan 26, 2019
The Cinema Snob reviews the Steven Spielberg comedy extravaganza, 1941.
8.2 /10
Hellraiser

Sun, Feb 17, 2019
The Cinema Snob gets ready to raise some hell, in the form of Clive Barker's sadistic classic, Hellraiser. He's about to find out what sorts of horrors await him in Pandora's big box.
8.4 /10
The Laygo Movie
With a second Lego movie assembling in theaters, the Snob decides to check out Wood Rocket's pornographic alternative.
7.8 /10
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
This diary of a grumpy, white Cinema Snob details his look into the very first, full-length Madea movie, to celebrate the release of the (possibly) last Madea movie ever.
8.2 /10
Left Behind: The Movie
You've seen Kirk Cameron save Christmas (and make it extra creepy), now the Cinema Snob invites you to recall the time Cameron tackled the apocalypse. Hey, if Saving Christmas and Little Piece of Heaven didn't cause it, how bad could this be?
7.5 /10
Leprechaun 2

Sat, Mar 16, 2019
In honor of St. Paddy's day, and the Leprechaun's birthday, the Cinema Snob discovers a pot'o blood and guts with the sequel to the wildly successful Leprechaun, in which our lovable homicidal little nymph is out to claim himself a bride.
7.7 /10
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
After ridding himself of a leprechaun (for now), the Cinema Snob returns to the Cenobites, and sees what Pinhead and the wacky sadomasochistic bunch are up to this time.
7 /10
Pet Semetary

Sun, Mar 31, 2019
Sometimes - the original is better. With a Pet Semetary remake conjuring in theaters soon, the Cinema Snob settles down with Lloyd to watch the 1989 original.
6.8 /10
Choose Your Own Guttenberg
For his 500th episode, the Cinema Snob chronicles the life and career of '80s leading man Steve Guttenberg. Remember him? He was everywhere in the '80s, and then he just disappeared. In a choose-your-own-adventure style review, the Snob looks at where it all began, and where it all left off. Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star - of this review? We do.
7.5 /10
Puppet Master

Sun, May 05, 2019
Because the Cinema Snob loves puppets, he's diving into Puppetmaster, another cult horror classic that spawned a million sequels.
8 /10
10 Awesome Things About Battlefield Earth
Since he's seen worse (much, much worse), the Cinema Snob has managed to find ten GOOD things about one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. Are they really good things, or are they the least bad? Watch and learn.
8.3 /10
Shaft

Sun, Jun 09, 2019
Who is the man who reviews pornos and exploitation films that they should've banned? Snob. Who is the man who tortures himself for his fellow man? Snob. They say this Cinema Snob is one cynical mother (shut your mouth!) - yeah, he's reviewing Shaft. Can you dig it?
7.8 /10
Child's Play

Sun, Jun 16, 2019
With the Child's Play remake only days away from release, the Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 original, all the while wondering if his own doll doppelganger is plotting to kill him.
8 /10
That Darn Cat!
It's the most Lloyd approved episode yet as The Cinema Snob reviews the original classic That Darn Cat.
7.4 /10
Tango & Cash

Sun, Aug 04, 2019
With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango and Clash.
8.3 /10
Stephen King's It
Before the latest version comes out, The Cinema Snob reviews the 1990 mini-series adaption of Stephen King's It.
8.6 /10
High School Musical
Musical March (in September) hits the stage with High School Musical, the film that started a lame school musical craze in the 2000s.
7.3 /10
High School Musical 2
High School Musical March (in September) continues with the Cinema Snob reviewing the second part of that overhyped school musical trilogy.
7.4 /10
Sunday School Musical
Musical March (in September) 2019 sings one final song with Sunday School Musical, the religious rip-off to the High School Musical series.
6.2 /10
Halloween 2018
The Cinema Snob rings in October by watching Halloween. The film that saw the return of Michael Myers, after the previous return of Michael Myers, which succeeded the Return of Michael Myers (Halloween 4), and reunites him with Laurie Strode, after the previous reunion with Laurie Strode and - oh screw it, he reviews the 2018 reboot/sequel/whatever of Halloween.
6.8 /10
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
With Michael Myers out of the way (for now), the Snob checks back with good ol' Pinhead and the Cenobites in the Hellraiser universe. This time, the wacky, deformed, murderous bunch are hitting the clubs, and getting them 'hooked'.
6.1 /10
Scanners

Sun, Oct 20, 2019
The Snob held a poll on Patreon to determine the title of his next review, and the result was mind-blowing.
8.3 /10
The Life Zone

Sun, Oct 27, 2019
Whether pro-life or pro-choice, both sides will agree this movie is terrible. The Cinema Snob celebrates the week of Halloween by reviewing a film fifty years out of date that condemns women for wanting an abortion by kidnapping them and holding them against their will until they give birth. And yes, it was made by "men".
7.6 /10
King Frat

Sun, Nov 03, 2019
In the wake of Animal House, movies and TV shows jumped at the chance to cash in on the frat-boy craze. One such "masterpiece" excreted onto our movies screens was King Frat. The Cinema Snob puts on his toga - actually no, he doesn't - and tries to watch this shameless charade.
6.7 /10
ThanksKilling

Tue, Nov 12, 2019
The Cinema Snob reviews that cherished holiday classic, ThanksKilling. A low-budget "horror" movie about rednecks and misfits being slaughtered by a killer turkey puppet.
7.8 /10
Black Christmas
Having returned from his Thanksgiving break, the Cinema Snob is dreaming of a Black Christmas. The 1974 hard-R original, not the upcoming PG-13 remake.
7.8 /10
Jason Xmas

Sun, Dec 08, 2019
What happens when Friday the 13th happens in December? The question is answered in a boring fan film about Jason doing his thing at Christmas.
6.3 /10
A Karate Christmas Miracle
The Cinema Snob's holiday madness continues with a film about a young boy who aspires to become a karate black belt after his father is murdered in a mass shooting. Merry Christmas.
7.8 /10
2019: After the Fall of New York
Remember in 1983 when Sergio Martino predicted a nuclear war to hit the Big Apple in 2019? Obviously that didn't happen, but the Cinema Snob reviews a hilariously awful films that shows what it might have been like.
7.8 /10
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