Episode list

The Cinema Snob

Skullduggery/Sledgehammer
Sun, Aug 20, 2023
  • S17.E28
  • Skullduggery/Sledgehammer
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Journey to Hell
Sun, Aug 27, 2023
  • S17.E29
  • Journey to Hell
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The Shining Miniseries
Sun, Sep 03, 2023
  • S17.E30
  • The Shining Miniseries
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Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp
It's Friday the 13th Week, and since the Snob has no more Jason movies (yet), he's got another round of Trevor Moorhouse raising hell at summer camp.
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1961 in Film

Mon, Mar 13, 2023
1961: the Bay of Pigs, JFK takes office, the Soviets send a man into space, and a lot of memorable movies hit theaters, which the Cinema Snob is here to tell you all about.
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Puppetmaster II
Two down, a hundred to go, as the Cinema Snob revisits the terrifying world of puppets coming to life.
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The Mask 3D

Sun, Mar 26, 2023
When reviewing 1961 in film, the Snob enjoyed this one so much he wanted to give it a full review. No relation to the Jim Carrey film, but still pretty bizarre. What were they ssssssssmokin'?
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Scream 2

Mon, Apr 03, 2023
With Ghostface taking Manhattan in "Screavi" (Scream 6?), the Snob journeys back to the late '90s to check out Scream 2. Ever wonder what the rules of a horror movie sequel are? Look no further.
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Super Hornio Brothers
With the new Super Mario Bros. movie re-plumbing the box office, the Cinema Snob takes a second look at the Mario Bros porn parody he reviewed 13 years ago.
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The Evil Dead

Sun, Apr 16, 2023
A new Evil Dead movie has risen at the box office, so the Cinema Snob scares up some fun by revisiting the original classic.
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The Burning

Sun, Apr 23, 2023
Who says the world has too many deformed-killer-at-summer-camp movies? The Cinema Snob gets hot for The Burning, one of many, many Friday the 13th knockoffs.
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Crackdown Mission
It's been a very, very long time since The Cinema Snob reviewed anything featuring his old buddy, Pierre Kirby. In addition to PK, it's got Devil worship, so you know it's prime Snob material.
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Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
There's roadkill all over Texas, as the third and somewhat lighter entry in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre teaches us. The Snob ventures back to the Lone Star state to see how Leatherface treats a pair of out-of-towners.
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Slaughter High
To commemorate his new book on the thrills of high school, the Snob reviews a high school horror movie about a bullied youth seeking sweet, sweet revenge on his tormentors.
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Left Behind III: World at War
Because this franchise needed to be a trilogy, the Cinema Snob watches the third and final Left Behind movie, which brings about the much anticipated Apocalypse.
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1983 in Film

Sun, Jul 30, 2023
Reagan was in the White House, the video game market crashed, but what really made 1983 special was its large quantity of movies. Continuing his review of movies in decades, the Snob moves on to the next batch of films to hit the big 4-0.
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Saw II

Sun, Sep 10, 2023
With yet another new Saw movie about to come out, the Cinema Snob goes back into Jigsaw's madhouse of torture porn to review Part II.
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The Exorcist

Thu, Sep 21, 2023
The movie that made an entire generation piss their pants in fear has reached its golden anniversary, and to commemorate that and the upcoming legacy sequel, the Cinema Snob gears up to watch a horror classic that made heads spin.
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The Omen

Sun, Sep 24, 2023
About to become a father himself, the Snob looks back on a horror classic about a man who thought he'd be receiving a child from heaven, but unfortunately, he came from the other place.
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Oh bother. Someone had to go and make a dark, gory version of Winnie the Pooh. Well, no sooner does the Snob come back from hiatus does he journey into that dark, gritty, Hundred Acre Hell.
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Sesame Street: Don't Eat the Pictures
Someone told the Cinema Snob how to get to Sesame Street. It's not a porn parody or horror spoof, it's the real thing. He's looking back fondly on an old special where Big Bird goes to the museum and meets an ancient prince.
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Amityville Thanksgiving
The Cinema Snob presents us with something to be thankful for: the Thanksgiving slasher coming out, while it looks pretty bad, isn't nearly as awful as Amityville Thanksgiving. Don't remember it? Be thankful for that too.
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Freddy's Fridays
With Five Nights at Freddy's spreading fear, fun, and frenzy at the box office, the Cinema Snob settles for the cheaper alternative, which includes disappointment, anger, and regret.
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Rubik the Amazing Cube's Christmas
Don't be a square, check out the Cinema Snob's review of the Christmas episode of Rubik the Amazing Cube. Yeah, a hot selling '80s toy got his very own show, when usually it was the other way around. But hey, it was the '80s.
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The Monster's Christmas
The Cinema Snob serves up a little nightmare fuel for Christmas: a little girl goes to help a monster fight a witch who stole the monsters' voices. It's like Where the Wild Things Are if it were written by Lewis Carroll - on acid.
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