Midnight Marquee

Sometime in the late 80's, an evil television is delivered to Harold. After taking over his body during the night, the television releases its own bloodthirsty killer, Static Eyes. As the girl next door parties with her friends around a campfire, Static Eyes stalks them with a machete and chainsaw. The next morning, Harold is in for a grisly surprise.

After Tito kills his girlfriend and stuffs her inside his car trunk, he gets his reluctant friend involved. Both find out there's more than meets the eye.

Dr. Tina Robertson is a renowned specialist in battering relationships, especially her own. Whenever one of Tina's boyfriends breaks up with her, she has to hunt him down and kill him. Then she tearfully phones her intrusive mother to bring her electric carving knife to help clean up. Until she meets her match in Luke, the horn dog, in this deliciously dark comedy filmed in Vermont.

You can't choose a woman the way you choose a pair of pants.

After the Gerard family's haunted attraction Phobia House is shut down, they band together and rebuild for their scariest season yet.