Episode list

Nostalgia Critic

Drug Cartoon Special
Nostalgic disappointment abound when the The Nostalgia Critic reviews the VHS of "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue", a crossover of epic (and educational) proportions. From Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" discussing marijuana, to cheesy songs about saying no to drugs, to a speech by H.W. Bush himself, The Critic attempts to survive this byproduct of his drug-riddled childhood. will he?
7.6 /10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
An avid fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Critic reviews all three of the live-action Turtle movies, but is disappointed by how poorly they hold up.
7.2 /10
Super Mario Bros.: The Movie
The Critic reviews the 1993 live-action adaptation of Super Mario Bros. He feels that it does the game, as well as movies in general, a grave injustice.
7.7 /10
Cloverfield

Thu, Jan 17, 2008
J.J. Abrams' monster movie "Cloverfield" is finally released and, upon seeing it, the Nostalgia Critic is disappointed that the monster in question is just a monster. Giving his opinion on the film, he then proceeds to re-enact the movie using his hand-held VHS camera.
6.4 /10
Space Jam

Thu, Feb 28, 2008
When the Critic reviews Space Jam, he becomes extremely dismayed, being a big fan of the old school Looney Tunes, he dislikes all the new-age humor and winks to the audience. That and the prospect of a sexualized cartoon bunny is quite sickening to him.
7.3 /10
Pokemon the Movie
The critic despite not having any knowledge of the franchise he reviews Pokémon the first movie.
7.1 /10
AVGN Wizard Rant
The Critic is outraged to discover that the Nerd plans to beat him to a review of the movie "The Wizard", and believes he is doing it out of petty jealousy.
7.1 /10
The Wizard

Sat, May 03, 2008
The Critic reviews the movie "The Wizard" and comes to the conclusion that it's more fun to play video games than to watch people play them, and suspects nobody from the movie went on to have a career...or did they?
7.9 /10
Batman and Robin
The Critic reviews the worst Batman movie ever made, becomes particularly outraged at the Bat-Credit Card, and concludes with a rousing musical number.
9 /10
90's Sports Montage
The Critic tries to get to the bottom of why we keep watching sports movies when they all have the same plot.
6.9 /10
Top 11 Drug PSAs
The Critic reviews the top eleven most memorable Anti-Drug ads, some of which made more sense than others.
7.7 /10
The Battle of Epic Proportions
The Critic goes to confront the Nerd in person, who is appearing with Captain S at an event... and a live, slow-motion fistfight ensues. The Nerd agrees to review a horrible nostalgic movie... so long as the Critic also reviews a video game.
7.3 /10
Captain Planet

Sat, Jul 05, 2008
The Critic reviews Ted Turner's environmental propaganda cartoon Captain Planet, and even lands an interview with "cast member" Ma-Ti.
7.7 /10
Double Dare

Sat, Jul 12, 2008
The Critic praises Nickelodeon's innovative family game show "Double Dare", particularly the dedication of host Marc Summers.
7.1 /10
3 Ninjas

Sat, Jul 19, 2008
The Critic accuses "3 Ninjas" of being a lame attempt to cash in on the success of "Home Alone" and the Ninja Turtles series.
6.8 /10
Video Game Review
In response to a challenge put forth by the Angry Video Game Nerd, the Critic decides to do a video game review of a horrible game based on the film "Bebe's Kids."
7.7 /10
Follow That Bird
The Critic tries to rip apart the first Sesame Street movie, but even he has a sentimental side.
6.7 /10
Saved by the Bell
The Critic reviews a few of the more famous "Saved by the Bell" episodes, including the drug episode, the oil episode, and the "Behind the Music" episode.
7.4 /10
Tom and Jerry: The Movie
A longtime Tom and Jerry fan, the Critic is devastated to hear the cat and mouse not only talk, but sing, dance, and get along.
8.4 /10
Nostalgia Chick Winner!
The Critic announces the winner of the Nostalgia Chick contest, and offers the two runners-up their own shows as well.
6.1 /10
Surf Ninjas

Thu, Sep 18, 2008
The Critic insists that the seemingly-cliché-ridden and poorly-constructed "Surf Ninjas" is actually a work of genius.
7.5 /10
NC vs. AVGN Showdown
The Nerd apologizes to the Critic for the feud...but the two are quickly back to their old ways as the Nerd dares the Critic to come down and take him face to face.
7.4 /10
Kazaam

Sun, Oct 05, 2008
The Critic attacks "Kazaam", for its implications of slavery, pedophilia, and Shaq's horrible acting and rapping.
8 /10
Double Dragon

Mon, Oct 27, 2008
The Critic reviews the Double Dragon movie, which makes a lot less sense than the plot of the game.
7.3 /10
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
After receiving complaints about his review of the first Mortal Kombat movie, the Critic turns his sights on the more-universally-hated sequel...but not before bidding farewell to a very close friend: his beard.
8 /10
Godzilla

Tue, Nov 25, 2008
The Critic reviews Roland Emmerich's Godzilla remake, noting that, like all of Emmerich's films, the ad campaign was far more impressive than the movie.
7.9 /10
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