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Episode list

Nostalgia Critic
Titanic: The Animated Movie
Tue, Mar 24, 2009
  • S2.E13
  • Titanic: The Animated Movie
The Critic reviews Titanic: The Legend Goes On, an Italian-animated movie that not only rips off James Cameron's movie and every animated movie ever made, it also includes the horrors of the Rapping Dog.
8.6 /10
Alone in the Dark
Mon, Sep 07, 2009
  • S2.E39
  • Alone in the Dark
The Critic finally gives in and checks out a film by Uwe Boll, which leaves him quite literally speechless. He takes comfort that he's in no condition to review the movie...but Spoony and Linkara have his back.
8.5 /10
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Tue, Mar 10, 2009
  • S2.E11
  • The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
The Critic has finally found a movie with no redeeming value whatsoever: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
8.5 /10
Nicktoons

S2.E1 ∙ Nicktoons

Tue, Jan 06, 2009
The Critic declares January Nickelodeon Month and reviews some of the channel's first original animated series.
7.3 /10
Nickcoms

S2.E2 ∙ Nickcoms

Tue, Jan 13, 2009
The Critic continues Nickelodeon month with a look at You Can't Do That on Television, Clarissa Explains it All, Hey Dude, and Salute Your Shorts, each of which he finds mostly bland but harmless. He wishes there was a kids show that was innovative and funny...and then, to his joy, he remembers Pete and Pete.
7.4 /10
Snick

S2.E3 ∙ Snick

Tue, Jan 20, 2009
The Critic continues Nick Month with a look at the Snick lineup, including Roundhouse, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, All That, Prometheus and Bob, Action League Now!, and Kenan & Kel.
7.3 /10
Good Burger

S2.E4 ∙ Good Burger

Tue, Jan 27, 2009
The Critic wraps up Nickelodeon month with a look into the realms of torturous insanity that is Good Burger.
7.8 /10
The Good Son

S2.E7 ∙ The Good Son

Thu, Feb 12, 2009
The Critic reviews a movie so bad it made him lose his voice: The Good Son.
6.9 /10
Twister

S2.E10 ∙ Twister

Tue, Mar 03, 2009
The Critic is appalled by the scientific inaccuracies of the movie Twister.
7.3 /10
Titanic: The Animated Movie

S2.E13 ∙ Titanic: The Animated Movie

Tue, Mar 24, 2009
The Critic reviews Titanic: The Legend Goes On, an Italian-animated movie that not only rips off James Cameron's movie and every animated movie ever made, it also includes the horrors of the Rapping Dog.
8.6 /10
The Pagemaster

S2.E14 ∙ The Pagemaster

Mon, Mar 30, 2009
The Critic looks at how a movie meant to inspire reading can be uninteresting by reviewing one that he's completely forgotten.
7.1 /10
Moonwalker

S2.E16 ∙ Moonwalker

Mon, Apr 06, 2009
The Critic looks at the cinematic manifestation of Michael Jackson's ego, and finds it all stupid...except for the awesome Smooth Criminal music video.
7.4 /10
TMNT

S2.E18 ∙ TMNT

Tue, Apr 21, 2009
The Critic gives into the pressure and reviews the latest Ninja Turtles movie.
7.1 /10
Red Sonja

S2.E19 ∙ Red Sonja

Mon, May 04, 2009
After apologizing for his comments about Mako, the Critic looks at Schwarzenegger's personal favorite punchline, Red Sonja.
7.2 /10
Full House

S2.E23 ∙ Full House

Tue, May 26, 2009
The Critic looks at the series premiere and finale of Full House, and makes a shocking discovery about the Olsen Twins.
7.1 /10
North

S2.E24 ∙ North

Tue, Jun 02, 2009
The Critic reviews Rob Reiner's biggest failure, North, a movie that Roger Ebert "hate, hate, hated!"
8.4 /10
Sidekicks

S2.E26 ∙ Sidekicks

Tue, Jun 16, 2009
The Critic attacks the cult of Chuck Norris, as well as Norris' biggest vanity project, Sidekicks.
7.6 /10
Gargoyles

S2.E27 ∙ Gargoyles

Tue, Jun 23, 2009
The Critic does another positive review, this time of Disney's Gargoyles animated series.
7.4 /10
Transformers 2

S2.E28 ∙ Transformers 2

Thu, Jun 25, 2009
The Critic returns to the style of his pilot episode with his review of the "adequately satisfying" Transformers 2.
6.8 /10
Steel

S2.E29 ∙ Steel

Tue, Jun 30, 2009
The Critic returns to the depths of Shaq's acting with this DC Comic adaptation.
7.9 /10
Barb Wire

S2.E31 ∙ Barb Wire

Tue, Jul 14, 2009
The Critic reviews a Pamela Anderson vehicle that has a vaguely familiar plot.
7.4 /10
Last Action Hero

S2.E33 ∙ Last Action Hero

Tue, Jul 28, 2009
The Critic reviews Schwarzenegger and John McTiernan's attempt at self-parody, finding it odd that a movie based on the difference between "the real world" and "the movie world" has such an unrealistic "real world".
6.5 /10
Captain N: The Game Master

S2.E34 ∙ Captain N: The Game Master

Tue, Aug 04, 2009
The Critic reviews yet another Nintendo cash-in, the animated series about a boy who meets a bunch of characters who barely resemble the games they're based on.
7.8 /10
Warriors of Virtue

S2.E36 ∙ Warriors of Virtue

Tue, Aug 18, 2009
The Critic takes on the dull Warriors of Virtue, which he only enjoys due to the over-the-top villain.
7.4 /10
Captain America

S2.E37 ∙ Captain America

Tue, Aug 25, 2009
The Critic reviews one of the movie adaptations of Captain America and introduces the concept of the "Psyche-Hitler".
7.6 /10
Alone in the Dark

S2.E39 ∙ Alone in the Dark

Mon, Sep 07, 2009
The Critic finally gives in and checks out a film by Uwe Boll, which leaves him quite literally speechless. He takes comfort that he's in no condition to review the movie...but Spoony and Linkara have his back.
8.5 /10
Blank Check

S2.E40 ∙ Blank Check

Mon, Sep 14, 2009
The Critic teaches a class on "Bland Shit 101", using Disney's Blank Check as the curriculum.
7.4 /10
Old vs. New: Willy Wonka

S2.E41 ∙ Old vs. New: Willy Wonka

Mon, Sep 21, 2009
The Critic compares adaptations of Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". He may be a bit biased, as he doesn't tend to care for Tim Burton's re-imaginings.
7.4 /10
Cool as Ice

S2.E42 ∙ Cool as Ice

Mon, Sep 28, 2009
The Critic is almost paralyzed with laughter as he begins to review the whitest movie of all time, Cool as Ice.
7.9 /10
Suburban Commando

S2.E43 ∙ Suburban Commando

Mon, Oct 05, 2009
The Critic looks at Hulk Hogan's uninspired sci-fi comedy Suburban Commando, which provides a very quotable line courtesy of Christopher Lloyd: "I was FRO-zen to-day!"
8.2 /10
Casper

S2.E45 ∙ Casper

Mon, Oct 19, 2009
Tired of being the "friendly" ghost, Casper decides to haunt the Critic on Halloween by subjecting him to his first live-action feature...but the Critic is ready to fight back.
7.6 /10
Superman IV

S2.E46 ∙ Superman IV

Mon, Oct 26, 2009
Linkara tries to take over the show, but the Critic steps in angrily and makes them review the movie together...which he instantly regrets upon realizing the movie is Superman IV.
7.8 /10
Congo

S2.E47 ∙ Congo

Tue, Nov 03, 2009
The Critic looks at a stupid Michael Crichton adaptation that is only salvaged by the brief appearances of Bruce Campbell and Ernie Hudson.
7.5 /10
Judge Dredd

S2.E49 ∙ Judge Dredd

Mon, Nov 16, 2009
The Critic looks at one of his favorite guilty pleasures, Judge Dredd.
7.7 /10
Tank Girl

S2.E50 ∙ Tank Girl

Tue, Nov 24, 2009
The Critic reviews another horrible comic book movie and notes how many starving children could have been saved with the film's budget.
6.8 /10
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