When the lead star of the "Gourmet Detective" mystery show is mysteriously bumped off, a bunch of detectives from 1970s TV shows are teamed up with a television detective of the 1990s to solve the crime.
A craft full of Space Rats--glamorous extra-terrestrials from the planet Sex--arrive on Earth desperate to find men to imprison in their sex factory so they can procreate with them in order to ensure the continuity of their race. Fortunately for the world, secret agent James Blond, a decidedly non-feminist secret agent, sets out to rescue the men and see off the Space Rats in his own inimitable way.
Convicts Mick and Gary are being escorted to the dentist when their prison van has an accident and they wind up at a remote farmhouse occupied by Fiona and Susie, two sex-starved sisters who have been waiting to have babies with the right men,and whilst these two may not be the right ones,they are certainly available.
Governor Wilkins brings rookie cop Lucille Bromley to see the imprisoned cannibal Dr Genghis in order to gain information about a serial killer. At the same time the extremely boring Gregory Dawson,who is interested in serial killers,is building his own torture chamber and making a very mundane video diary about his life. However the two worlds are shortly about to collide.
Music producer Arnold Silverstein is desperate for a song hit so when the Devil - a woman - supplies him with the answer to his dreams,a piece called 'Demonella' he is anxious to fulfill his part of the deal,to give the Devil his mother's secret recipe for chicken soup to serve her celebrity guests in Hell.
Despite trying to cure himself with a hypnosis tape John Pettigrew is insanely jealous of his wife Jane Margory and convinced she is having an affair with her handsome water aerobics instructor. Seeing a name and number in her diary he follows her in drag,only to find it is a transvestite club she is covering as a journalist and where he is embarrassingly chatted up. In the event his suspicions are correct but the proof comes as a cost.
