The franchise that refuses to die releases a new , 5th movie soon in theaters. So we thought we'd torture ourselves by watching the 3rd movie in the series and looking for sins.
And they just keep on coming. Underworld movies are like cockroaches; where you see one - there are guaranteed to be hundreds lurking in the shadows. Underworld Awakening, the fourth in the series, is just full of sins as any other entry in this franchise.
Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just...bad. And here are its sins.
Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through the Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just - look at all those freaking sins.
The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that - remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
Yes, they made a sequel to this crap. Yes, they swapped out the main actor and made a bunch of jokes about it in the movie itself. And because there's somehow a third one coming out soon, here's the sins of this super very terrible tragedy of an action film, xXx: State of the Union.
These freakin' movies never stop. Somehow, Resident Evil: Extinction is only the third one!. Sinful as hell, of course, but you didn't need us to tell you that, right?
THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS. Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins - and is still disturbing and gross.
Everything is awesome. Including this sins video of The LEGO Movie - we hope. After two years, you might have given up hope we'd ever sin this animated masterpiece, but here we are - sinning it - mostly because LEGO Batman is coming out soon. And because no movie is without sin and stuff.
The original John Wick was a surprise hit with stylish visuals and a high body count. With the sequel on the way soon, we decided to go looking through the first Wick pic for sins. As usual, we found some.
Jason Bourne brought back Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass for the franchise in what should have been a no-brainer. Instead we get a strange retread movie that is kind of lazy. It's really sad, actually.
If you cross Good Will Hunting with the Bourne Movies, you'd probably get something cool, but these people came up with The Accountant. A movie that is right in the border between really good and really average.
Here's a movie I could have done without. We all could have done without it, I'm quite sure. And that's coming from someone in love with both Anna Kendrick AND Justin Timberlake.
Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.
Blade II, it's the more forgettable one after Blade but BEFORE the funny one with Ryan Reynolds. Regardless of its place in the franchise, it's got sins, so we did our thing.
With a new Power Rangers movie approaching, we thought it'd be fun to go looking for sins in the original 1995 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. But it wasn't fun, it was grueling. It sucked ass. This movie is balls.
In Time is a sci-fi movie with a wicked-cool premise - that this movie completely wastes. So many likable people - such a cool idea - ultimately a pretty terrible film. Sad face.
Well, here's a terrible movie that is somehow getting a new sequel. Because of the sequel, we sinned the original, but boy do we regret it. Cannot un-see.
Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you do that - you're wrong. Because this movie is STUPID.
F8 of the Furious is coming soon. We just sinned 2 Fast 2 Furious. So - if you didn't predict Tokyo Drift as today's sins video - you weren't paying enough attention. Oh, also - this movie sucks balls.
Between Zootopia, Angry Birds, Secret Life of Pets, Etc - this movie may have gotten lost in the shuffle. Which is a shame and no big deal, as it's perfectly just-below-average.
So, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children is, I'm guessing, based on a book. And that book is probably good. This movie is not. It's one of the most boring movies ever made, actually, and I'm not even joking.
Today we go looking for sins in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, a Harry Potter spin-off that will now also have four sequels. Needless to say, our sin-caps were snug on and tight for this one. Sin-wands at the ready.
Dr. Strange was a really enjoyable above-average Marvel film. Still, like the Stan Lee cameo, the sins in it were a foregone conclusion. So we counted them.
Assassin's Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game, but the rest of us - not so much. This movie sets the record for "amazing actors slumming."
Well, with a new King Arthur live-action movie adaptation approaching (sigh) we figured we'd go back to the most recent one and look for sins. And boy did we find some. Holy mother of god did we find some.
With Alien: Covenant hitting U.S. theaters soon, we thought we'd go back to the franchise and look for sins in the infamous sequel, Aliens. Guess what? We found some.
There's a new Pirates movie, whether you wanted it or not. So we went back to the last one looking for sins. Here's what we found wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Split. The movie that put M. Night back on the map. I guess. I mean I don't know I watched it and thought it was just okay, and the connection to another film felt forced and saccarine. But what do I know? I'm just an Internet asshole, so.
With Wonder Woman coming soon from the DCCU, we went looking for some sort of tie in, and ended up Googling "best animated Justice League movie" and got Flashpoint Paradox as our resounding answer. I'd never heard of it, but whatever, sins are sins, and guess what? This movie has some!!.
Logan was a pretty excellent movie. But since we take our "no movie is without sin" motto to heart - we did our thing with Logan despite it's awesomeness. Still found sins, like we usually do.
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, we figured it was finally time to go back to the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies and look for sins. So that's what we did. And there were A LOT.
With the new Tom Cruise Mummy movie hitting theaters, and having sinned 1999's The Mummy Tuesday - we went back to the Mummy well and sinned the sequel: The Mummy Returns. It's nowhere near as likeable as the first one, FYI.
Since Pixar's cashing in with Cars 3 any day now, we went back to Cars 2 - maybe the most-disliked Pixar movie in existence - for a good reason. It's awful. And we made an entire video about all its sins, as we are wont to do.
Since we have a new shark-vs-humans movie coming out in 47 Meters Down, we thought it would be appropriate to sin the most recent shark-vs-human movie we can remember - The Shallows, starring Blake Lively, AKA Mrs. Deadpool.
With another Michael Bay Transformers movie headed our way, we thought we'd go back to what is still arguably the best Transformers movie ever - the 1986 animated film, The Transformers: The Movie. Sins out the ass.
Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it's from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian. But, you know how the motto goes - no movie is without sin, so - here we go.
