Ah, The Hobbit 2. The almost-3-hour sequel to the almost-3-hour first film from last year. It's pretty much more of the same, so if you liked the first one, you will - not enjoy this video. Helpful reminders: We have read the books, they still don't matter, and yes, we're still angry about some of the sins from the last movie, like the eagles. Remember, no movie is without sin.