2001

S3.E1 ∙ Eye of the Tiger

Sat, Nov 29, 2003

Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.

7.1 /10

S3.E2 ∙ Love Thy Nephew

Sat, Dec 06, 2003

When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.

7.6 /10

S3.E3 ∙ Road to Tradition

Sat, Dec 13, 2003

When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.

7.4 /10

S3.E4 ∙ Laughing Matters

Sat, Dec 20, 2003

Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.

7.1 /10

Bernie takes Jordan to the local barber shop to meet his friends. Unfortunately, Aunt Wanda doesn't like what goes on there, when Jordan casually repeats things said there. Bernie tells Jordan the code; what happens there stays there. Unfortunately, he forgets the 2nd half, what's said at home; stays there.

7.3 /10

S3.E6 ∙ Love Bug

Sat, Jan 10, 2004

Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.

7.5 /10

S3.E7 ∙ It's a Wonderful Wife

Sat, Jan 24, 2004

Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."

7.4 /10

S3.E8 ∙ Family Reunion

Sat, Feb 07, 2004

Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.

7.7 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Droobie or Not Droobie

Sat, Feb 14, 2004

Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.

7.3 /10

S3.E10 ∙ J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny

Sat, Feb 21, 2004

Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires.

7.4 /10

S3.E11 ∙ Make Room for Caddy

Sat, Mar 06, 2004

Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.

7 /10

S3.E12 ∙ Saving Sergeant Tompkins

Sat, Mar 13, 2004

Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.

7.2 /10

S3.E13 ∙ It's Mac-ademic

Sun, Mar 21, 2004

Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.

6.9 /10