Episode list

The Bernie Mac Show

Carfool

Tue, Oct 29, 2002
Car-pool complications wreck Bernie; a boy in the car pool starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend.
7.2 /10
Mac Local 137

Tue, Nov 05, 2002
The kids go on strike, after Bernie Mac doesn't pay them for the extra work they have to do.
7.3 /10
Welcome to the Jungle
Shortly after Jordan gets a snake for a school project, Bryana and Jordan starting fighting each other like wild animals.
7.5 /10
Tryptophan-tasy

Tue, Nov 26, 2002
After eating an entire Thanksgiving turkey, Bernie Mac has some weird nightmares; ones that might be telling him something.
6.8 /10
The United Front
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop.
7.1 /10
The Sweet Life

Tue, Dec 10, 2002
Bernie Mac learns that he has high cholesterol, but refuses to change his eating habits/diet.
7.6 /10
Sin Cup

Tue, Jan 14, 2003
Jordan receives a lecture on sins from Father Cronin, but it seems to really hit home on Bryana. In addition, both Jordan and Bryana learn that Bernie Mac is a big sinner too.
7.1 /10
Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.
7.6 /10
Pink Gold

Tue, Mar 18, 2003
When Jordan learns that Bryana has pink eye and has to miss a whole week of school, he goes crazy deliberately trying to get it too. But his results keep backfiring even in the end.
7.5 /10
Chess Wars

Tue, Apr 08, 2003
Jordan tries to butter Bernie Mac up by playing chess with him just so he can play paint ball. When that doesn't work, Jordan sets his own little chess simulation up, which Bernie Mac totally falls for.
7.3 /10
The Incredible Bulk
Tired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addicting.
7.2 /10
Maid Man

Tue, Apr 22, 2003
Bernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back.
7.4 /10
Nut Job

Tue, Apr 29, 2003
Upset that the kids laze about every Saturday, he gets them involved in extra curricular activities. But he soon learns that, letting them laze about would have been better, as he has to be good parent and help out with these activities.
7.4 /10
Meet the Grandparents
Wanda's parents come for a visit and start seeming to run the house better than them. But when Wanda and Bernie go out for a day, the grandparents have a bit of a tough time watching the kids.
6.6 /10
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