2000

S3.E1 ∙ Penetration Island

Mon, Jun 17, 2002

Tex Finklestein creates a new reality show Penetration Island, starring SPF 30. Unfortunately,Dirty Sanchez and his rebels want their homeland back, and the show's contestants must now try to survive.

6.3 /10

S3.E2 ∙ Saturday Night Queefer

Mon, Jun 24, 2002

Johnny Queefer returns and this time he just needs to dance, but dancing has been banned in Malibu Adjacent.

6.5 /10

S3.E3 ∙ In the Line of Booty

Mon, Jul 01, 2002

Notch gets caught up in a war between rival gangster rappers while Porcelain pretends to like Professor Milosevic,thinking his "cache" is "cash".

6.2 /10

S3.E4 ∙ Three Days of the Condom

Mon, Jul 08, 2002

B.J. is interning for Congressman Bukaki in Washington, DC. When the news reports the politician is having a scandalous affair with her, Notch, Kimberlee and Jamaica head to the Capitol to investigate. Back in Malibu Adjacent, meanwhile, Ellen is hosting a charity for homeless lesbians, "Lezaid Faire", with Chip providing security.

5.9 /10

S3.E5 ∙ Witness for the Prostitution

Mon, Jul 15, 2002

SPF 30 infiltrates a campus prostitution ring and Notch pretends to be Kimberlee's boyfriend to fool her mother.

6.3 /10

S3.E6 ∙ The Gay Team

Sat, Jun 22, 2002

Notch must save Chip from Heinous Anus and The Gaytrix while B.J. and Jamaica cause problems for Porcelain and her husband.

5.7 /10

S3.E7 ∙ You Only Come Once

Mon, Jul 29, 2002

Notch and SPF 30 must stop Stinkfinger from changing the worlds weather and Jamaica finds out her mom is Okra Lee Gifford.

6.2 /10

S3.E8 ∙ Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood

Mon, Aug 05, 2002

During the Lifeguard of the Year convention, lifeguards start disappearing. And reappearing as vampires.

6.1 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Godfather Knows Best

Mon, Aug 12, 2002

Jamaica finds out that Vinnie Fellachio is her father while Mrs. Strawther tries to have B.J. thrown out of SPF 30 for having a baby out of "gridlock".

6.7 /10

S3.E10 ∙ Empty the Dragon

Mon, Aug 19, 2002

Notch Johnson wins a trip to Japan and has to face a giant chicken created by a professor's growth serum.

6.8 /10

S3.E11 ∙ The Long Hot Johnson

Mon, Aug 26, 2002

Notch and his crew go to the Bayou to investigate an evil business man from running people out of a neighborhood rich with uranium.

6.3 /10

S3.E12 ∙ Taco Lips Now: Part 1

Mon, Sep 16, 2002

Notch Johnson's life from his time in Vietnam comes back to haunt him when he's accused of war crimes. Also, Porcelain's husband "Snuggles" passes away.

6.7 /10