2000

S2.E1 ∙ B.J. Blue Hawaii

Mon, Mar 12, 2001

Notch and his crew, along with the mayor, head to Hawaii and learn an old friend's daughter is a drug lord. B.J. and Jamaica compete against one another in a bikini contest.

6.4 /10

S2.E2 ∙ From Russia, with Johnson

Mon, Mar 19, 2001

A Russian terrorist plans to blow up Malibu Adjacent unless Notch can stop him. Also, Chip falls in love with a woman who happens to be a mermaid.

6.8 /10

S2.E3 ∙ Remember Her Titans

Mon, Mar 26, 2001

Jamaica's boyfriend gets his leg broken by a bookie because of gambling debts so Notch replaces him on the team. Also, Kody's father returns and asks him to move back to London.

6.4 /10

S2.E4 ∙ Rod Strikes Back

Mon, Apr 02, 2001

The Divine Rod escapes prison, kidnaps B. J. and regains power of his cult. Plus, Chip's dog visits from Germany and is pitted against Steve The Dog in a variety of challenges.

7.2 /10

S2.E5 ∙ Queefer Madness

Mon, Apr 09, 2001

A gang of bikers - on actual bicycles - terrorize Malibu Adjacent; so Notch is determined to show them right from wrong.

7 /10

S2.E6 ∙ Light My Firebush

Mon, Apr 16, 2001

B. J. gets a visit from her mother and both are kidnapped by her evil stepfather. Meanwhile, Notch hires his adopted Native American sister as a lifeguard.

6.7 /10

S2.E7 ∙ Chip's a Goy

Mon, Apr 23, 2001

Notch is kidnapped by a terrorist group called HUMMUS during a visit to Israel. Meanwhile, Chip falls in love with the daughter of Israeli lifeguard Noccus Johnstein.

6 /10

S2.E8 ∙ A Tale of Two Johnsons

Mon, May 28, 2001

A Notch Johnson double is sent to kill the real Notch and take over SPF 30 and Kimberlee's old boyfriend comes to town.

6.9 /10

S2.E9 ∙ It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World

Sat, Jun 09, 2001

The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent but someone is murdering the women and Kimberlee has no idea that it's her new boyfriend doing the killing.

6.9 /10

S2.E10 ∙ It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!

Mon, Jun 11, 2001

Jamaica is the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle Catastrophe.When a student hacks into the shuttle computer and endangers the mission, Notch must go undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School and save the day.

6.4 /10

S2.E11 ∙ The Island of Dr. Merlot

Mon, Jun 18, 2001

B.J. invents "Life Breasts" while taking night classes at Kelsey Grammar School.On the way to the International Flotation Convention in Bermuda,her and Notch crash land on the island of an eccentric millionaire who hunts humans for sport.

6.4 /10

S2.E12 ∙ The Sexorcist

Mon, Jun 25, 2001

On an archaeological dig in Africa, Jamaica finds a bottle containing an evil spirit that possesses B.J. and only Notch can exorcise it. Mayor Massengil runs for re-election unopposed until a rival unexpectedly appears.

6.5 /10

S2.E13 ∙ Grand Prix

Mon, Jul 02, 2001

Notch is the pit crew chief for his friend's 3/4 midget race and must take the wheel after the competition sabotages the car,critically injuring the friend.Meanwhile Ellen and her girlfriend settle their differences with foxy boxing.

6.7 /10