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Piet Piraat

De blokkendoos

Thu, Sep 30, 2004
Pirate captain Piet forbids Seven, whose uncle sent him a cool set of colorful bricks, to play with them until his ship cleaning chores are done. Berend and Stien catch Piet playing with the set himself, but eagerly accept to keep that silent if they can play too. Steven is shocked when he finds out after his chores.
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Wekken

Fri, Oct 01, 2004
Pirate captain Piet asks the crew-mates for help as he's having trouble to wake up in the morning. Berend and the others each come up with a nasty method: a loud bell, a bucket or cutting down his hammock. Having rejected those, he forbids them to 'help' anymore and is so terrified that he stays awake all night.
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Steven sterk

Sat, Oct 02, 2004
Mute sailor Steven is tired of being made fun of as a relative weakling. Cook Berend presents a method to 'grow balls'. They embark on the weird practice, which lands Steven in a pot of mud, before they realize it's hardening instructions for bulbs.
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De rotsenzee

Sun, Oct 03, 2004
Pirate captain Piet orders the crew-mates to take nocturnal watch turns at the helm while the ship passes the dangerous Tocky Sea. Berend and Stien do well, but Steven is very sleepy. Piet has to check up and wake him repeatedly, but ends up dozing off himself. Only a mosquito now still bothers Steven's dangerous slumber.
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Berend kapitein

Mon, Oct 04, 2004
Pirate captain Piet has business ashore all day but doesn't want the crew-mates to know and neglect their jobs, so he fakes a facial wound requiring full bandaging gets eager Berend to dress up as captain and pretend to be Piet. But they are overheard by the others, who gruesomely abuse 'captain' Berend until Piet returns.
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De hik

Tue, Oct 05, 2004
Pirate captain Piet promises Stien to cure her hiccup, helped by the crew-mates, in time for her date with a pirate fried of theirs. That proves harder then expected, and ultimately pointless.
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Vliegend tapijt

Wed, Oct 06, 2004
Piet and the mates laugh at Stien who bought a 'flying carpet', which of course doesn't work. Steven helps her to get even by making Berend and Piet believe it really flies, so Piet will buy it.
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De schildpad

Thu, Oct 07, 2004
Piet has caught a turtle and orders Berend to serve it as dinner. Steven quickly got attached to it and refuses to let his 'pet' be eaten. Cook Berend however locks himself in to cook turtle soup.
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Het kastje van Piet
Pirate Piet found the treasure map of captain Scheurbuik ('scurvy') and decides to hide it too well: locked in his cabinet, after one crew member memorizes it, another instructed to hide the key where nobody can access it. Alas, the first forgets the details, second Berend couldn't think of a safe hiding place and threw the key in the sea. It's up to Steven and his saw to open the cabinet.
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De giftaart

Sat, Oct 09, 2004
It's the ship's tenth anniversary, so Piet plans a surprise party. Pretending the big cake if for him alone renders the crewmen jealous. While he goes buy party decoration, Piet confides in Steven so he can guard the cake, which requires a fake poison sign and improvisation.
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Op een onbewoond eiland
The crewmen are puzzled by the sounds from Stien's cabin, suggesting she wants to leave the ship and live on desert island. It turns out she's reading aloud from a book, so they play desert island with her. Once the charm is broken, another surprise awaits.
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1 April

Mon, Oct 11, 2004
On April Fools day, his crewmen manage to take the mickey out of captain Piet repeatedly. Frustrated, he swears to get back at them and seeks inspiration in a pranks book. Having set fire to his cabin, he panics and is not believed until they see nasty smoke.
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Binnen en buiten
Piet brings a fellow captain's two puppies for the crew to dog-sit. They are white, adorable and almost indistinguishable, apart from a mark in the ears, and named Binnen ('inside') and Buiten ('outside'). Piet and the dog-sitters constantly bicker which pup has been taken in- or outside, even after Steven discovers their names on the collars.
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Dichtgevroren

Wed, Oct 13, 2004
Pirate captain Piet finds to his horror that his ship is closed in by frozen sea. Berend is in the port to buy provisions, so fearing his cook won't be able to return with food, Piet imposes draconian rations. Luckily, Berend knows to make use of the advantages of ice.
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Het pluimpje

Thu, Oct 14, 2004
Pirate captain Piet has taken up badminton, but practices only with Stien. Sailor Steven only gets to play against cook Berend, but his brutish way is so insufferable that he ends up pretending to swallow the shuttlecock. When Piet returns, he believes Steven in danger of suffocation.
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De viking

Fri, Oct 15, 2004
After Piet takes Berend to the flee market, the cook, who bought a Viking outfit, returns believing he is and behaves like Nordic raider Bilfisk. He terrorizes his crew-mates, who trick him with a food trap. Piet explains what happened.
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Steven stinkt

Sat, Oct 16, 2004
Pirate captain Piet and the other crew-mates are bothered by Steven's body odor, but he refuses to take a bath. Luring him with a 'surprise' fails last minute, so a more elaborate ruse is required. Piet installs a slide, which everyone enjoys coming down. Next, Piet challenges the mate to try it blindfolded.
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Aap aan boord

Sun, Oct 17, 2004
Piet and Berend are delighted with the picture of a monkey which Steven paints. It gets even better when Steven thinks of cutting out the head, so the crew members can put their own in. Alas, chubby cook Berend gets stuck. It has to be smashed into pieces, but that also has a positive side.
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De iglo

Mon, Oct 18, 2004
Piet and his crew shiver in icy weather, complete with snow. They decide to build an igloo on the lower deck as shelter, but it's too small to fit everyone. Steven draws the shortest straw, so he remains outside, sheltered only by a wooden pirate chest. The tricks suggested by Piet to keep or thinks warm don't help, but he is treated to a wet sight in the morning.
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Berend is ziek

Tue, Oct 19, 2004
Berend is too sick to cook. Piet sends him to bed, but the crew-mates' attempts to cook only end in disabling accidents due to a bad batch, clumsiness and even fire. Berend gets better and his porridge helps the others heal.
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De piratenfoon

Wed, Oct 20, 2004
Pirate captain Piet is getting hoarse from shouting orders to the other crew-mates. Berend invents a communication system using tubs and funnels throughout the ship. Alas for mute sailor Steven, he can't use it but is ordered around by all the others at distance worse then ever.
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Afval op zee

Thu, Oct 21, 2004
Pirate Piet returns from a maritime conference which agreed to stop dumping waste in sea. The next day, the crew reverts to its sins in the captain's absence, but Piet finds out and punishes them appropriately.
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De slang

Fri, Oct 22, 2004
Pirate captain Piet tells the crew-mates about a colleague's adventures on serpent island. Berend boasts he alone isn't afraid of snakes. So the others use a truck snake, but don't realize that a real one has slithered aboard.
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De schatbewaker
Pirate captain Piet has accept to guard a colleague's treasure trove. Steven is locked in with it and orders to open only when told a secret password. Piet and the others play word games and want to turn into bed, but by then Piet has forgotten the password.
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Papegaai verdwenen
Pirate Piet promised his pirate uncle to mind his parrot Cricrac for a week. The whole crew accepts to help, but tending to ship business forget about him until they notice the bird is missing. To cover up, Steven makes a stuffed parrot while they search, but Piet bumps into both.
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De boemerang

Mon, Oct 25, 2004
Pirate captain Piet is not impressed when a crew member brings aboard a 'boomerang', unknown to him, which seems not to work but cause only trouble and injury to Brened and Steven. Ultimately he orders is thrown overboard, only to reconsider when it returns.
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Steven gestraft
Pirate Piet got a tuba to play at the pirates ball and forbids the crew-mates to come near it, but Steven can't resist a quick toot and is caught. As punishment, he's forbidden to attend the costumed sailors ball. He makes a dummy to take his place and sneaks out in his old banana costume.
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Sinterklaas

Wed, Oct 27, 2004
The crew is looking forward to gift from Santa Claus. Mute sailor Steven however asked for a bomb, so Piet promises the mates to wait for Nick to throw the packet into the sea. However, he falls asleep, but the wise saint luckily substituted the crazy request.
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De spin

Thu, Oct 28, 2004
Piet, Berend and Steven are in turn scared stiff by Stien's mean fake-tarantula spider prank. She can't get enough of scolding them yellow. She changes her tune when the fake spider is found elsewhere then the one in her cabin she presumed to be fake too.
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Steven gaat duiken
Pirate Piet orders Berend to take a long overdue bath. Steven decides to dive down from a high rock. He failed to notice that the ship is anchored just beneath the rock. Luckily he lands closer then Berend would like.
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De Chinese vaas
Pirate captain Piet bought a Chinese vase for his mother, but is afraid it may break during transport, so klutzy Brend and Stien must be kept away, only Steven seems trustworthy. Rather then taking risks, he makes Steven travel along in the crate. Steven returns with an unfortunate reward.
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Dokter Piraat

Sun, Oct 31, 2004
Pirate captain Piet promised the crew-mates a medical checkup in the next port, but forgot to book the doctor. Rather then owing up, he disguises himself in a white coat but Berend and the others catch on that he's no real MD.
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Trouwen

Mon, Nov 01, 2004
When the whole pirate ship crew has a day off, both captain Piet and cook Berend hears Stien swoon about marriage in her cabin. they assume it must be a proposal from Steven and set out to celebrate with cake. The truth is less romantic, or actually just that.
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De goochelaar

Tue, Nov 02, 2004
Berend and Steven want to taste Stien's first-ever cake, but she refuses as the mocked her ability to bake one, even finds it too 'beautiful' to cut a piece for herself. So Berend comes up with a ruse, pretending he knows a magic trick (cheating with Steven's switching-help) to magnify objects tenfold.
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Stien zingt

Wed, Nov 03, 2004
Pirate captain Piet, Berend and Steven can't stand the noise when Stien starts 'singing' endlessly, so he banishes her to the deck. She's allowed inside again when it starts raining, but to the crew mates' horror considers herself ready for a recital.
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De pollepel

Thu, Nov 04, 2004
Berend is a great mood an his birthday, baking a party cake and looking forward to his presents. Piet reassures him that Steven, who isn't aboard and lost his present last year, a big spoon, is probably preparing to make up for it. Then arrives a big trunk, from Steven for Berend, which sounds alive.
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Het vlot

Fri, Nov 05, 2004
Pirate Piet realizes the ship has no life boats, so he constructs a raft to serve as such. The next day, the whole crew does a shipwreck exercise. Alas, nobody brought no food, water or ores, so they realize their fate would still have been slow starvation at sea. That motivates proper preparedness.
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De Piratenfanfare
Berend has bought secondhand musical instruments for the crew, and captain Piet eagerly agrees they should form their own band. Vain captain Piet insists they should old follow him around, blindly, but taking that order more literally then he meant works out rather painfully.
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