Mia's annoying cousin who thinks he's Jewish is staying with her and Frank, Casper is worried that people think he and Frank are a gay couple, and Frank offends a Muslim by giving his son a pork scratching.
Frank wants to join an exclusive beer club but he ruins his chances when he wipes his glasses on another member's cashmere sweater. In order to enlist sympathy he tells the member that Mia suffered a miscarriage in the ninth month.
Frank dresses up as a clown for a neighbour's kid's birthday party so that he can use their satellite dish and Casper tags along because he fancies the neighbour's wife.
A stage version of "Far Away from Las Vegas" is on at the Forum but the financier wants a star to play Frank's role. His misery is compounded by a painful anus and his brother-in-law who won't stop sniffing food.
Casper and Frank buy a racing horse but things become awkward after Frank insults the jockey's height. Meanwhile, Frank learns that Mia had had a black boyfriend which makes him have a racist outburst.
Frank has another racist episode when Chinese producers ask to remake "Far from Las Vegas". He also tries to call in a favour from a politician friend but things go sour after a rent boy steals his mittens and he's blamed for a car crash.
Frank buys Mia a sexy nun costume which they can't use while her parents are in town. He also gets caught drunk driving and plans to buy a cottage. Casper and Iben get back together.
Mia's Christmas party goes awry when brain-dead Bodil shows up and Casper kidnaps a child. Frank finds himself in an awkward situation after a bank robber recognises him.
