Mia wants Frank to have his sperm checked and this causes strange complications involving a children's DVD, a porn film and a furious Iben. Casper doesn't believe that Frank would put a pregnancy test with Mia's pee on his kitchen table, so who's the culprit?
Bodil becomes brain dead after choking on a giant olive so Frank volunteers to help move her into a home. While there, he becomes obsessed with mouth-painting. Meanwhile, Mia is dissatisfied with Frank's oral sex skills.
Frank makes a new badminton friend - an attractive woman named Mina - which makes Mia jealous. Things turn sour, however, after a little girl's cookies give him diarrhoea.
Casper and Frank decide to fire Claire but have to change their plans after she reveals she has cancer. Mia becomes a royal caterer but a missing Mont Blanc pen and an irate chef may throw a wrench in her plans.
Frank finds himself in a vortex of debauchery after Caroe sends him a magazine dedicated to big hairy muffs and Mia signs up for a masturbation course. Will the clown desecrate the holy temple of desire?
Frank and Mia are buying a new sports car. Does Tim Christensen have anything to do with it? Lars Hjortshøj, who's just been appointed H.C. Andersen ambassador, gets into trouble with his au pair. Frank buys panties, Iben is muzzled and everything ends up quite differently to what than anyone had imagined.
Caroe and Susan ask Frank, Mia, Casper and Iben to be godparents to their son but cannot decide what the child will be named. Mix-ups with the cake, a bow tie, a spastic script and a fart threaten to ruin the christening.
Mia is making Frank conserve his sperm and is denying him sex. His celibacy, however, is threatened when a beautiful chiropractor makes him an indecent proposal.
Frank Hvam and his girlfriend goes on a vacation in Denmark with his friend Kasper Kristensen and his girlfriend. On the way to the place, where they'll be staying, they meet some girls who wants a pick-up, and drive them to their place.