Tooken - The spoof on the popular Taken franchise.

Bryan Miller's is an ex-CIA agent who is now a security guard. He's divorced with a teenage daughter and a wife ready to remarry a porn star called "Big Anaconda". His life is unraveling as he can't keep puppies in his car or communicate with his daughter. He buys "Vialis" to try to reenergize his life. Meanwhile the company which causes a fire. His life is full of mishaps--can he save his daughter and wife while trying to save himself?—stephen scialli