- Lee Tergesen
- Bryan Millers
- Reno Wilson
- Money Maker
- Lauren Stamile
- Lenore Millers
- Joyce Bulifant
- Edna Millers
- Laura-Leigh
- Kim Millers
- Cameron Van Hoy
- Jamie Dempsy
- Margaret Cho
- Brownfinger
- Akon
- Akon
- Michael Blackson
- Fake Akon
- Ray Abruzzo
- Dalmat
- Barbara Moore
- Dirty Lady
- Kelly Noonan
- Flight Attendant
- Matt Knudsen
- Fireman
- Lauren Gores
- News Reporter
- Monty Cox
- Old Man
- Andrew Bowen
- Doctor
- Julia Kate Rappaport
- Little Girl
- Danny Jacobs
- Pharmacist
- Da'Vone McDonald
- Store Manager
- Whitmer Thomas
- Joe
- Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
- Self
- Donnie Wahlberg
- Self
- Eli Bildner
- Stoner #1
- Ben Pace
- Stoner #2
- JC Coccoli
- Party Girl #1
- Krista Kalmus
- Party Girl #2
- Lee Anne Ford
- Party Girl #3
- Hazel Calderon
- Party Patron #1
- Jake McLean
- Jimmy
- Sam Upton
- Albanian Thug #1
- Ido Mor
- Albanian Thug #2
- Nick Hermz
- Albanian Thug #3
- Koby Azarly
- Albanian Thug #4
- Nick Gracer
- Albanian Thug #5
- Evan William Miller
- Albanian Thug #6
- Deborah Baker Jr.
- Sue
- Lukas Haas
- Buddy #1
- Ethan Suplee
- Buddy #2
- Nik Dodani
- Raj
- Luca Belloiu
- Albanian Thug #7
- Bonny
- All 3 Shih Tzus
- Paxton the Dog
- Aggressive Warehouse Dog
- Nico Eden
- (uncredited)
- Aleksey Solodov
- Albanian Thug #8
- Sian Vilaire
- Housekeeper
- Robert L. Wilson
- Mr. Vialis
- Jennifer Rikert Wolski
- Shopper
