Smokey Tiddi is a drunken drug and sex addict who lives with an old couple called Mr. and Mrs. Tiddi. The old couple are unaware of Smokey's human-like and sleazy, unorthodox ways until one day a love sick booty call named Cynthia (who is actually a human) shows up at the Tiddis' residence with a half cat/half human baby. The Tiddis force Smokey to marry Cynthia who is head over heels for Smokey, but Smokey does not want anything to do with her let alone settle down.—William James Campbell III