- William James Campbell III
- Smokey / Mr and Mrs Tiddi / Bartender / Infomercial Guy (voice)
- Lien Mya Nguyen Oost
- Cynthia / Case Worker (voice) (as Lien Mya Nguyen)
- Jessica Felice
- Sam / Super Heroin / Sexy Judge (voice)
- Shawn Anthony Watts
- Mitchell / Pastor Waist / Father DuBois (voice) (as Shawn Anthony)
- Adam Ginsberg
- Dick Deep / Cop #1 / Cop #3 / Chef / Man in Court (voice)
- David Gere
- Vet
- Marc Bode
- Eldon
- Zachary Strobel
- Infomercial Announcer / Singing Priest (voice)
- Kammy Burnett
- Furrball
- Christina Chickis
- Furrball
- Rusty Gilligan
- Pastor Waist
- Janet Lopez
- Gladys Dixon
