The country band "The Teddy Bears" wins a local talent contest and a Nashville audition, but Sheriff Dudston has other plans for them, which includes an all-expenses paid trip directly to the "hoosegow"! When the youngsters escape, they're given shelter by a man who just might be the late, great King of Rock 'n Roll, who's escaped fame's madness for his bucolic southern retreat... and a new life. Fueled by eyewitness accounts that the King is still alive, "The Weekly World News" tabloid offers a million dollar reward for living proof. What's a Teddy Bear to do? Who knows what Sheriff Dudston is capable of doing...—Art D'Alessandro