- Will Sasso
- Awesomest Maximus
- Kristanna Loken
- Hottessa
- Sophie Monk
- Princess Ellen
- Khary Payton
- King Erotic
- Ian Ziering
- Testiclees
- Gary Lundy
- Orlando
- Rip Torn
- King Looney
- Tony Cox
- Minoritees
- Tiffany Claus
- Milfia
- Deon Richmond
- Jamal
- Kevin Linehan
- Quantas
- Eddie Pepitone
- Approximo
- Nelson Frazier Jr.
- Ginormous
- Nathalie Walker
- Oracle
- Adam Devine
- Ephor 1
- James C. Morris
- Ephor 2
- Edward Barbanell
- Testiclees Little Cousin
- Blake Anderson
- Greek Soldier #1
- Tye Nelson
- Greek Soldier #2
- Tod Huntington
- Greek Soldier #3
- Peter D'Alessio
- Giuseppe
- Randy Sklar
- Jeff - Testiclees Soldier #2
- Jason Sklar
- Bill - Testiclees Soldier #1
- Jason Burinescu
- Testiclees Soldier #3
- Evan Kanew
- Testiclees Soldier #4
- Paul Kiernan
- Ship Captain
- William 'Bus' Riley
- Thessaly Ruler
- Rook Overman
- Crazy Trojian Soldier
- Paul Mulder
- Father
- Taggart Hurtubise
- Son
- Dennis Haskins
- Priest
- Mike Hardy
- Beer Guy
- Ahmed Ahmed
- Slick Slave Trader
- Bijan J. Hosseini
- Scalper
- Bob Lanoue
- Pushy Crowd Member
- Zack Phifer
- Guy in Crowd #1
- Tony Knight
- Guy in Crowd #2
- Robyn Adamson
- Dyke Girl In Crowd
- Kevin Rail
- Lute Player / Soldier #1
- Seven Castle
- Loony's Girl
- Michelle Money
- Attendant
- Wayne Brennen
- Greek Advisor #1
- John Burdick
- Crowd Member #1
- Oscar A. Diaz
- Crowd Member #2
- Minnie Gupta
- Bathhouse Handmaiden
- Cody Harbaugh
- Lookout
- Michael Lee
- Thessaly Soldier
- Dennis Luciani
- Abacus
- Sarah Mitchell
- Trojan Chick #1
- Michael O'Connell
- Janitorius
- Russell Peters
- Pervius
- Stephanie Reibel
- Trojan Chick #2
- Jack Stovitz
- Boy
- Devin Barry
- Stassenius
- Larry Filion
- King Loony's guard
- Barby Garcia
- Mistress
- John Hinckley
- Musician #2
- Christopher Kazarian
- Testiclees Soldier
- Ben Naccarato
- Trojan Soldier
- Rafael Perez
- Greek Soldier
- Adam Poulson
- Various Characters
- Nenetzi Scott
- Masseuse
- Thadeus Welch
- Various characters
- Robin Westover
- Fat Peasant Woman
