- Missi Pyle
- Missi Pyle / Mabel
- Penn Jillette
- Herbert Blount
- Harry Hamlin
- Godfrey Winters / Harry Hamlin
- Hayes MacArthur
- Reed / Hayes MacArthur
- Lin Shaye
- Captain Wheeler
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Superintendent
- Adam Rifkin
- Adam Rifkin
- Marshall Bell
- Moving Company Guy
- Nestor Carbonell
- CSI Perry
- Teller
- Rudy Nelson
- Dave Anthony
- Richard Speck
- Bree Olson
- Sexy Nurse
- Cokey Falkow
- Special Effects Guy
- Bridey Elliott
- Wardrobe Girl
- D. Brett Schramm
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Lisa Rinna
- Self
- Jon Barinholtz
- Video Assist Guy
- Rob Steinberg
- Detective Whiteside
- Demetrius Thomas
- Detective Jones
- Matt Donnelly
- Prison Guard 01
- Lexi Love
- Prison Guard 02
- David Chapman
- Assistant Director
- Dylan Treger
- College Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid
- Shannon Treger
- Young Nurse / Doctor No Cajones
- Miles Dougal
- Charles Manson
- Meredith Pyle
- Self
- Reda Beebe
- Medic
- Sophie Dee
- Hooker Crowdfunder
- Caroline Gayle
- Paddle Girl
- Benjamin Schrader
- Mormon 1
- David Aboussafy
- Mormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank
- Ronald Graham
- Albert Fish
- Michael James Torbay
- Annoying Person #3
- Debi Staron
- Police Officer
- Shannon McManigal
- Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim
- Seth H. Steadman
- Bad Hat Etiquette Cop
- Jan Philip Browne
- Blump's Burgers Owner
- Coleman Lannum
- Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder
- Curt Harpold
- Blump's Burgers Patron
- Mick Luvbright
- Caesar (with Chariot)
- Kayla Levine
- Child W / Dog Walker
- Cayla Kirschbaum
- Cranial Cavity Cayla
- Geri Hormel
- Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot
- Gillian Hormel
- Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs
- Samantha Nieto
- Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot
- Daniel Greenspun
- Cutting Room Floor Guy
- Lori Hyland
- Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute
- Lisa Farmer
- Dead Diner Dame
- Carey Barrett
- Dead Faculty
- Chris Koontz
- Dead Hippie
- Derek A. Zavala
- Derek the Stud
- Daniel Bays
- Detective Daniel Petoskey
- Dionne A. Zavala
- Dionee the Falling Angel
- Chuck Fazio
- Dr. Ted Manon
- Monica Cook
- Emily's Best Friend
- Taylor J. Smith
- Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT
- Ché Graham
- Fillet-O-Fish
- Francesco Santora
- First Guy Shot
- Anne Roelke
- Flowered Pants Lady
- Bryan Hayned
- Fryer Duck and Cover
- Dee Luvbright
- Gadget the Purple Pony
- Andrew Wimsatt
- Greeting Cop
- Christopher Lemmings
- Hamlin Fan
- Cheryl Lemmings
- Hamlin Fan Cheryl
- Javier Andy Zavala Jr.
- Handsome Cuban Manager
- Mac McPherson
- Invisible PTSD Cop
- Warren Scott Kirschbaum
- Keystone Cop Number 3.0
- Brian D Sheehy
- Officer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double
- Larry F. Scott
- Officer Lutz
- Rod Fielder
- Police Officer
- Jeff Levine
- Uniformed Officer
- Diana Terranova
- Manson Girl #1
- Jeffrey S. Levine
- Uniformed Police Officer
- Pam Love
- Crowdfunder 04
- Renee Reeser
- Crowdfunder 05
- Bob Lawler
- Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village
- John Farrier
- Blump's Burgers Victim
- Robert Belushi
- Elder Ashby
- Daz Byard
- Detective
- Dean Cameron
- Brian
- Leonel Claude
- Officer Gause
- Valerie R. Cook
- Security Guard
- Brie Cubelic
- College Girl
- Javier Flores
- Police Officer
- Michael Haddad
- Police Officer
- Dave Johnson
- Police Officer
- Dustin Knouse
- Reality TV Camera Man
- Gus Langley
- Police Officer
- Katarina Law-Cooper
- Police Officer
- Sarah Lowe
- Agenty Cindy
- Leslie McKeller
- Nurse Twiggy
- Robert McMurrer
- Charles Whitman
- C. Ronald McPherson
- Restaurant Patron
- Jeremy L. Morrison
- Clash of the Titans Geek
- Rich Nathanson
- Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse
- Jonny Ortiz
- Club Goer
- Shawn C. Phillips
- Birthday Boy
- Jon Ray
- Cop / Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
- Mark Rossignol
- Cop
- Carlos Simental Jr.
- Thug
- Destiny Soria
- Self
- Patrick Statham
- James Huberty
- Ebony Williams
- Ebony Williams
- Scott Winig
- Real Director of Photography
- Wonkknow
- Concert Goer
