- Lenny Henry
- Josephus the Genie
- John Gabriel
- Wizard
- Alan Cumming
- Bernard Bottle
- Rowan Atkinson
- Charles Pinkworth
- Denis Lill
- Frank Kepple
- Beaux Bryant
- Nurse
- Kevin Allen
- Kevin
- Andrée Bernard
- Judy
- Melvyn Bragg
- Melvyn Bragg
- Janet Henfrey
- Miss Purse
- Marcia Ashton
- Miss Temple
- Sheila Latimer
- Bernard's Mother
- Sally Geoghegan
- Waitress
- Angela Clarke
- Carrie
- Bob Geldof
- Bob Geldof
- Gary Whelan
- Officer
- Trevor Laird
- PC Parker
- Stacy Davies
- Desk Sergeant
- Lee Sheward
- Third PC
- Gary Lineker
- Gary Lineker
- David Forman
- Ninja Turtle
- Trevor McDonald
- Newscaster
- Vincent Hanna
- Reporter
- Daniel Daniels
- Child in Santa's Castle
- Scott Argyle
- Child in Santa's Castle
- Stephen Monroe
- Child in Santa's Castle
- Carly Langridge
- Child in Santa's Castle
- Ben Rennis
- Child in Santa's Castle
- Max Weiland
- Child in Santa's Castle
- Liatt Joseph-Mitchell
- Child in Santa's Castle
