• 2020
Statement from the Constabulary

Summary Officer Pisspot from Twat Valley Police provides the British public with important updates. View more details

  • 2020

Statement from the Constabulary

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Stars : Andrew Lawrence

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Genres : Comedy Short

Release date : Apr 11, 2020

Countries of origin : United Kingdom

Language : English

Summary Officer Pisspot from Twat Valley Police provides the British public with important updates. View more details

Details

Genres : Comedy Short

Release date : Apr 11, 2020

Countries of origin : United Kingdom

Language : English

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Andrew Lawrence in Statement from the Constabulary (2020)

Episodes

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Episode 1 • Apr 11, 2020
Important Message from the Constabulary
A message from the constabulary regarding social distancing over the Easter weekend.
Episode 2 • Apr 14, 2020
Vital Update from the Constabulary
Important new information and advice from the constabulary regarding the current lockdown.
Episode 3 • Apr 16, 2020
Westminster Bridge Incident, Clap for Carers
A statement from the constabulary regarding last night's Clap for Carers gathering on Westminster Bridge.
Episode 4 • Apr 18, 2020
Picnic Warning from the Constabulary
Important information from the constabulary regarding outdoor activities this weekend.
Episode 5 • Apr 20, 2020
New Information from the Constabulary Regarding the Dangers of Covid-19
Anyone is susceptible to Corona virus, Officer Pisspot reveals his harrowing story.
Episode 6 • Apr 22, 2020
Update from the Constabulary - New Stop and Sniff Procedures
Important information from the constabulary regarding new measures being introduced during the current lockdown.
Episode 7 • Apr 25, 2020
Weekend Update from the Constabulary
New information from the constabulary regarding the ongoing battle with individuals breaking lockdown procedure.
Episode 8 • May 01, 2020
Warning from the Constabulary - Responsible Parenting at this Challenging Time
Officer Pisspot has noticed some disturbing parenting trends during the pandemic.
Episode 9 • May 05, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Professor Neil Ferguson
Officer Pisspot condemns the actions of Professor Ferguson.
Episode 10 • May 08, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding VE Day Celebrations
Officer Pisspot condemns unauthorised street parties.
Episode 11 • May 16, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Yesterday's Protest in Hyde Park
Officer Pisspot was called upon to monitor an anti-lockdown protest.
Episode 12 • May 20, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Trips to the Seaside
Officer Pisspot condemns Britain's sunseekers.
Episode 13 • May 22, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding the Conduct of Dominic Cummings
Officer Pisspot is disappointed by Mr. Cummings' brazen flouting of lockdown rules.
Episode 14 • May 27, 2020
Information from the Constabulary Regarding Easing of the Lockdown
Officer Pisspot warns the British public not to take liberties.
Episode 15 • May 29, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Institutional Racism
Officer Pisspot reminds the British public that the police take their responsibilities very seriously.
Episode 16 • Jun 05, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding This Weekend's BLM Protests
Officer Pisspot fully supports the BLM protests.
Episode 17 • Jun 11, 2020
Update from the Constabulary Regarding Ongoing Protests This Weekend
Officer Pisspot has had a busy couple of weeks dealing with demonstrations.
Episode 18 • Jun 20, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Yesterday's Stabbings in Forbury Gardens, Reading
Officer Pisspot comments on yesterday's largely peaceful mass stabbing.
Episode 19 • Jun 23, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Inappropriate Use of Social Media
Officer Pisspot reminds the British public that jokes are not appropriate at this delicate time.
Episode 20 • Jun 24, 2020
Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Last Night's Musical Gathering in Brixton
Officer Pisspot comments on the largely peaceful BLM musical gathering.
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