S1.E1 ∙ Important Message from the Constabulary Sat, Apr 11, 2020 A message from the constabulary regarding social distancing over the Easter weekend. 0 /10
S1.E2 ∙ Vital Update from the Constabulary Tue, Apr 14, 2020 Important new information and advice from the constabulary regarding the current lockdown. 0 /10
S1.E3 ∙ Westminster Bridge Incident, Clap for Carers Thu, Apr 16, 2020 A statement from the constabulary regarding last night's Clap for Carers gathering on Westminster Bridge. 0 /10
S1.E4 ∙ Picnic Warning from the Constabulary Sat, Apr 18, 2020 Important information from the constabulary regarding outdoor activities this weekend. 0 /10
S1.E5 ∙ New Information from the Constabulary Regarding the Dangers of Covid-19 Mon, Apr 20, 2020 Anyone is susceptible to Corona virus, Officer Pisspot reveals his harrowing story. 0 /10
S1.E6 ∙ Update from the Constabulary - New Stop and Sniff Procedures Wed, Apr 22, 2020 Important information from the constabulary regarding new measures being introduced during the current lockdown. 0 /10
S1.E7 ∙ Weekend Update from the Constabulary Sat, Apr 25, 2020 New information from the constabulary regarding the ongoing battle with individuals breaking lockdown procedure. 0 /10
S1.E8 ∙ Warning from the Constabulary - Responsible Parenting at this Challenging Time Fri, May 01, 2020 Officer Pisspot has noticed some disturbing parenting trends during the pandemic. 0 /10
S1.E9 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Professor Neil Ferguson Tue, May 05, 2020 Officer Pisspot condemns the actions of Professor Ferguson. 0 /10
S1.E10 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding VE Day Celebrations Fri, May 08, 2020 Officer Pisspot condemns unauthorised street parties. 0 /10
S1.E11 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Yesterday's Protest in Hyde Park Sat, May 16, 2020 Officer Pisspot was called upon to monitor an anti-lockdown protest. 0 /10
S1.E12 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Trips to the Seaside Wed, May 20, 2020 Officer Pisspot condemns Britain's sunseekers. 0 /10
S1.E13 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding the Conduct of Dominic Cummings Fri, May 22, 2020 Officer Pisspot is disappointed by Mr. Cummings' brazen flouting of lockdown rules. 0 /10
S1.E14 ∙ Information from the Constabulary Regarding Easing of the Lockdown Wed, May 27, 2020 Officer Pisspot warns the British public not to take liberties. 0 /10
S1.E15 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Institutional Racism Fri, May 29, 2020 Officer Pisspot reminds the British public that the police take their responsibilities very seriously. 0 /10
S1.E16 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding This Weekend's BLM Protests Fri, Jun 05, 2020 Officer Pisspot fully supports the BLM protests. 0 /10
S1.E17 ∙ Update from the Constabulary Regarding Ongoing Protests This Weekend Thu, Jun 11, 2020 Officer Pisspot has had a busy couple of weeks dealing with demonstrations. 0 /10
S1.E18 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Yesterday's Stabbings in Forbury Gardens, Reading Sat, Jun 20, 2020 Officer Pisspot comments on yesterday's largely peaceful mass stabbing. 0 /10
S1.E19 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Inappropriate Use of Social Media Tue, Jun 23, 2020 Officer Pisspot reminds the British public that jokes are not appropriate at this delicate time. 0 /10
S1.E20 ∙ Statement from the Constabulary Regarding Last Night's Musical Gathering in Brixton Wed, Jun 24, 2020 Officer Pisspot comments on the largely peaceful BLM musical gathering. 0 /10
