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The Johnny Ghoulash Halloween Special is a mix of horror, comedy and music in the same vein as variety shows of days gone by.

In the flick, Anthony Wong plays the curiously named Lee Siu-Lung (that's Bruce Lee to you and me), a penny-ante loan shark in need of some quick cash. After a silly run-in with a debtor that provides few dividends, our man "Bruce" crosses paths with his triad superior Bill (played by perpetual heavy Ng Chi-Hung), who promptly gives him an ultimatum to pay up, defacing poor Bruce with red paint in the process. To make matters worse, when Bruce gets home, he finds his wife cheating on him and, shall we say, less than apologetic. And to top it all off, Bruce accidentally gets himself caught up in a robbery! The thieves, deciding Bruce has seen too much, take him out to the woods, have him dig a hole and, well, it's bye, bye, Bruce!

What happens when the worlds worst taxi driver, takes a journey with the passengers from hell?

Despite her uncertain job future and marriage pressure from her nagging mother, Sarah Green takes a fateful third date with Brad -- a lackadaisical troublemaker. Will she seek revenge in this tale of manipulation and deceit or grow from this experience. The film was made for $6,000. It was shot in 6 days in 23 different locations using 35 actors. The entire movie was filmed in Long Beach, California. Damian Apunte was the director. LAMU Entertainment produced the movie.

Yes, it's an utterly baffling horror film about a mad doctor who believes death is simply an evolution and that every woman wants to sleep with him. Yes, he is laughed out of the academy and moves his decency-defying research to a swamp in Ecuador, as one does. Yes, he's investigated by a sheriff who can only be described as a chunk of swarthy walking meat, and who also believes that every woman wants to sleep with him.