How Do I Love Thee?

Meet Zach. Nice guy. Terrible taste in women. They leave him, but they never forget him. He's heading into the next bad break-up when the newest fad in H2O drinks starts turning his ex girlfriends into zombies who have one idea - getting back together with Zach! Three friends must stop the Ex's and save the world.

Henrik and Frank, two computer nerds, get more than they bargain for when they must travel through time and defeat possessed Nazi-soldiers to impress the girls living in the cabin next door.

Edward Alfonso Lexington, the talentless son of a deceased famous artist will stop at nothing to be famous himself. He lures unsuspecting artists to his home to paint and then signs his name to their art, but not before ordering their murder, with the help of his faithful butler. He then meets a girl that inspires him as an artist, but his evil deeds come to an end when he crosses paths with an artist/voodoo queen who casts a spell on him that turns him into a monster. On his deathbed, he makes his confession and his unfinished masterpiece is revealed.

The 7th Circle of Hell is for those who commit violence against art (grifters, hypocrites and falsifiers, too). They sit on flaming sand ... and drive a church bus across the heartland to a midnight rave where Death awaits, disguised as a cheese sandwich. Eat Me: The Musical is Tommy meets Dawn of the Dead - the epic odyssey of Peter (AKA John Lonely), the reluctant Rock n' Roll Messiah of the Great Vulvalution. He drives into the afterlife, goaded on by a talking chicken, seduced by Satan's Ex-Wives and tested by Scientologists. The highway to hell is littered with challenges: vegan redneck cannibals, homicidal Little Red Riding Hoods and horny zombies in bondage gear, plus the 40 oz Jesus, Jimmy the Buddha Dog and a Star Trek landing party. Fornication conquers all. Eat Me features performances by The Falsies, metal band Thismeansyou and the acoustic vibe of Thrum - with walk-on performances by singer/songwriter legend Devon Sproule and Richelle Claibourne of Soul Sledge. The song list includes: Asian Panties, Satan is a Good Lay, We've Killed for Less and Are You Sexually Available? video Includes: *? Eat Me: The Musical (84 min) * Funky Dickenson Music Video * Blooper Reel * Bonus Short: Dinner Party of the Damned

A post-apocalyptic survivor and his unlikely ally journey through a barren, disease-ridden wasteland searching for a safe haven.

Sex, drums, tequila, social networking, a pirate, morning after pills, Jesus and a gun. It's one hot mess!