Happily Never After

A divorced man pretends to be his wife because his daughter's future in-laws demand that she have married parents.

Famous, philandering theater director routinely romances his sons' girlfriends in an attempt to keep them for himself, until his long-silent wife, and one time great actress decides to put a stop to it.

It's about geishas with great vaginas who are challenged by men who think they can control their orgasm.

Set in a hospital, Dr. Mortimore tries to fend off a paternity suit, an ex-wife, a punk son and various other lunatics so that he may, at last, deliver the Ponsonby Lecture in an international conference.

In London, England, Linda Terry, an American heiress, runs away with freelance newsreel photographer Dick Stallings when her guardian, Phineas Merrill, attempts to place her in an insane asylum for refusing to marry his nephew.