Finding Albie Finch

A retired couple realize Doomsday is upon them and turn to Amazon for help.

In order to give a new direction to his life, Javier buys a GPS navigator which will do far more than just driving his way, because... wouldn't it be great if a device always told you which way to take, where to stop by, how far you can get or when you have reached your destination?

The inside of a tool shed is directly related to the inside of its caretaker's brain. If you have a tool shed that houses mysterious vermin, and fictional blond-haired adversaries from Japan, then you have the deluded, and insecure custodian who narrates this story.

Ming turns into a Labrador after making a wish at the wrong time. His girlfriend Hong has to figure out how to change him back.