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S8.E1 ∙ A Tale of Three Cities

Tue, Sep 20, 2016

The three families will be in three different locations: the Dunphys will be in New York, Jay and Gloria will attend a wedding in Mexico, and Mitchell and Cameron will attend a funeral in Missouri.

8.1 /10

S8.E2 ∙ A Stereotypical Day

Tue, Sep 27, 2016

Jay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Pritchett family uses Alex's bout of mono to their advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.

7.5 /10

S8.E3 ∙ Blindsided

Tue, Oct 04, 2016

The Dunphys and Pritchetts are competing when Luke decided his best shot at getting into college is to win the senior class president election against Manny. The election seems much more important to Jay, Gloria, and Claire, though. Now that Haley has started her own promotion business, Phil introduces her to Merv Schechter, a marketing guru. When Cam finds out his star football player is moving, he does everything in his power to keep him, which means a crowded situation at home.

7.4 /10

S8.E4 ∙ Weathering Heights

Tue, Oct 11, 2016

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

7.5 /10

S8.E5 ∙ Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook

Tue, Oct 25, 2016

The Dunphy's try to kick start Luke's Halloween party; Cam confronts his Halloween nemesis; Jay plans to go to a party at an old enemy's home to deliver an unforgettable trick.

7.6 /10

S8.E6 ∙ Grab It

Tue, Nov 08, 2016

Phil considers becoming a member at Jay's favorite refuge; Claire is mistaken about her influence on Alex's choices; Cam holds back on telling Mitchell what his play is really about.

7.2 /10

S8.E7 ∙ Thanksgiving Jamboree

Tue, Nov 15, 2016

Cameron spares no expense for his Thanksgiving jamboree; Hayley tells Phil she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend; Jay works to keep his blood pressure down; Alex and Dwight get closer.

7.3 /10

S8.E8 ∙ The Alliance

Tue, Nov 29, 2016

Hayley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.

8.4 /10

S8.E9 ∙ Snow Ball

Tue, Dec 13, 2016

Manny and Luke's efforts to put on the school's winter dance get complicated due to a texting error; Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam volunteer at the dance while Jay tries to get out of it by pretending he wants to spend time with Phil.

7.2 /10

S8.E10 ∙ Ringmaster Keifth

Tue, Jan 03, 2017

Cam wants to throw a New Year's Day feast for the family. Phil's father arrives with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Phil's childhood babysitter. Gloria and Jay must decide who will look after little Joe if something should happen to them.

7.4 /10

S8.E11 ∙ Sarge & Pea

Tue, Jan 10, 2017

Cam goes to the extremes to confront a parent who robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital.

7.2 /10

S8.E12 ∙ Do You Believe in Magic

Tue, Feb 07, 2017

Phil calls upon his alter ego to inject some sizzle back into his marriage; Jay shows favoritism in his parenting; Haley and Sal try to stand up to men in their lives.

7.7 /10

S8.E13 ∙ Do It Yourself

Tue, Feb 14, 2017

Phil talks Jay into investing in a property he has long wanted to develop; Claire's culinary ventures aren't as successful as she thinks; Cam and Mitchell try to teach Lily the value of hard work.

7.3 /10

S8.E14 ∙ Heavy Is the Head

Tue, Feb 21, 2017

Phil and Jay get an offer to sell a land investment for a 20 percent profit but turn it down. Cam is petrified to have an MRI so Mitchell tries to ease his fear. Gloria arranges a birthday surprise at Claire's work at an inconvenient time.

7.1 /10

S8.E15 ∙ Finding Fizbo

Tue, Feb 28, 2017

After seeing an online video of his Fizbo costume being desecrated, Cam sets out to restore the character's good name; Phil meets his soon-to-be stepbrother; Manny enlists Gloria, Claire and Haley to do a read-through of his newest play.

6.8 /10

S8.E16 ∙ Basketball

Tue, Mar 07, 2017

NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the charity basketball game Phil is playing in; Gloria's nemesis tries to shame her for lack of support at Manny's school; Claire tries to keep a work mistake secret from Jay.

7.2 /10

S8.E17 ∙ Pig Moon Rising

Tue, Mar 14, 2017

Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn containing the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig, Lilly; Cam tries to catch Mitchell in a lie.

7.6 /10

S8.E18 ∙ Five Minutes

Tue, Mar 28, 2017

Mitch and Cam fight the effects of sleeping pills while rushing to catch a flight; Haley and Rainer re-evaluate their relationship; Phil and Claire meet Alex's new boyfriend when they pay her a surprise visit.

7.6 /10

S8.E19 ∙ Frank's Wedding

Tue, Apr 04, 2017

Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume for Frank's Roaring '20s-themed wedding; Jay masters the art of saying no; Cam stands up to his sister, Pam.

7.4 /10

S8.E20 ∙ All Things Being Equal

Tue, May 02, 2017

Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke, and Manny show support for gender equality and the women's movement in their own ways; Jay and Phil butt heads over their parking attendant; Cam feels jealous when Pam prefers Mitchell's help with the baby.

6.4 /10

S8.E21 ∙ Alone Time

Tue, May 09, 2017

Mitch and Jay end up at the same resort when they separately seek out a retreat from the family; Phil and Claire struggle to enjoy empty-nester life; not knowing what to do with himself while Mitch is away, Cam drops in on Gloria.

7.6 /10