Anthony tells the audience that a few years ago, he accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, which resulted in a prolonged erection. Anthony tells you on how to deal with this situation.
Justin Bieber (played by Ian) complains to an interviewer that he had money, cars, girls and everything, "until 'it' came." When the interviewer asks what came, Justin says, "Puberty."
A narrator asks the viewer if he/she is tired of drinking faucet water, the same water that "poor people" drink. An old man struggles to get water faucet, but his arm falls off and he starts coughing out blood and then he falls over and dies. The narrator says to not worry anymore because of the amazing new product Bottled Water.
This episode focuses on Charlie trying to obtain his booze while the evil landlord is after Charlie as he is ordered to kidnap him and bring him to North Korea to Kim Jong-il.
Ian and Anthony are watching The Notebook in 3D, when Ian comments that he never thought that he'd like the movie so much. Anthony says that everything is better in 3D. Ian then wishes that everything in life was in 3D and Anthony agrees, giving an example.
Ian and Anthony are watching an episode of Wonder Woman, when Ian complains no woman would "dress that hot" to fight crime. Anthony rebuffs him by saying she's a superhero and asks Ian how stupid superheroes would be if they were actually realistic.
Anthony finds out about an embarrassing bathroom secret about Ian: Ian pees sitting down, poops standing up, and drinks from the urinals he called "drinking fountains".
After his death, Anthony's grandpa left Ian and Anthony with a treasure map, where the two must embark on a treasure hunt in order to get his grandpa's secret treasure.
When Ian complains about the lack of realism in the Final Destination movie he and Anthony are watching, Anthony once again asks him how stupid movies would be if they were actually realistic.
The CEO of video game company Antivision is tired of hearing ideas from his employees about games similar to Call of Duty. He tries to get a game released that doesn't involve shooting, but ultimately fails...or does he?
Do you want to look good like women do but still want to be manly? Harry Mandichz tells us about Makeup For Men, the makeup that lets men look their best while still being manly.
The cast of Star Fox 64 gets their own TV show! Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, and Slippy Toad are dirt poor now that the Star Fox series hasn't been as successful since Star Fox 64. They are now living in the same roof to determine which of them will star in a new Star Fox game, all part of a TV Show called "Star Fox 64: Lylat Shore"!
To celebrate the release of The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword, Smosh made a music video about the Legend of Zelda games, the video is mostly based on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, with references throughout to other titles in the series.
A video game company decides to take advantage of the sudden popularity of motion controlled games and has to come up with ideas of great games that incorporate it.
After Ian complains about St. Patrick's Day because he has to wear a leprechaun costume, Anthony asks him how stupid it would be if holidays were realistic.
