S7.E1 ∙ Sorry, Wrong Lips! Tue, Oct 05, 1982 Mel thinks he is responsible for the best kiss a famous actress ever had as described in her memoirs. 7.9 /10
S7.E2 ∙ Do You Take This Waitress? Tue, Oct 12, 1982 Competition abounds when an old buddy of Mel's shows up. 7.7 /10
S7.E3 ∙ The Secret of Mel's Diner Tue, Oct 19, 1982 Mel thinks there's money stashed in his diner by the builder of his building. 7.6 /10
S7.E4 ∙ Alice at the Palace Tue, Oct 26, 1982 Joel Grey offers to be in a local musical, but Mel casts his bookie. 7.3 /10
S7.E5 ∙ Joel Grey Saves the Day Tue, Nov 02, 1982 Joel Grey walks out when the theme of the musical changes from New York to Arizona with songs to match. 7.7 /10
S7.E6 ∙ Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving Tue, Nov 09, 1982 Alice's Thanksgiving dinner is ruined by her mother. 7 /10
S7.E8 ∙ Jolene's Brother Jonas Sat, Jan 15, 1983 Jolene is not happy about her visiting brother. 7.1 /10
S7.E10 ∙ Vera the Virtuoso Sun, Mar 06, 1983 Vera is asked to play the cello in a local string quartet. 7.3 /10
S7.E11 ∙ Alice Faces the Music Sun, Mar 13, 1983 Mel's Diner versus three plumbers on a quiz show. 7.4 /10
S7.E12 ∙ Tommy, the Jailbird Sun, Mar 20, 1983 Alice is worried that Tommy is spending too much time on his extra curricular activities while away at college. 6.8 /10
S7.E13 ∙ Jolene and the Night Watchman Sun, Mar 27, 1983 Jolene can't let down a guy who thinks that she is his girl. 7.3 /10
S7.E15 ∙ Come Back Little Sharples Sat, Apr 16, 1983 Mel gives up and retreats to his apartment consuming nothing but beer and pizza. 7.2 /10
S7.E16 ∙ Vera, the Torch Sat, Apr 23, 1983 Vera is angry at her landlady for evicting her pets. She wishes her ill and then she has an apartment fire. 7.1 /10
S7.E17 ∙ The Grass Is Always Greener Sat, Apr 30, 1983 Mel joins a catering firm and the girls buy the diner. 7.6 /10
S7.E19 ∙ Vera on the Lam Sat, May 21, 1983 Mel wants to have the waitresses bonded, so Vera runs away after admitting her criminal past. 7.2 /10
S7.E20 ∙ Mel's Cousin Wendy? Sat, May 28, 1983 Mel has his cousin get a job at a competitor's restaurant to get their secret sauce recipe. 6.8 /10
S7.E21 ∙ Sweet Erasable Mel Sat, Jun 04, 1983 Using Mel's new computer, Vera accidentally erases Mel's total existence. 7.3 /10
S7.E22 ∙ Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant Sat, Jun 11, 1983 Tommy's business advice increases Mel's business, but heads him into bankruptcy. 6.9 /10
S7.E23 ∙ Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag Sat, Sep 17, 1983 A burglar is going around Jolene's neighborhood and she is scared. 6.9 /10
