After Brandi Chastain scores the World Cup-winning goal against China and rips off her jersey to celebrate, Evan gets his first case of "the tingles"; Louis and Eddie must team up to give Evan the talk.
While Grandma Jenny, Emery and Evan look to the future, Louis and Jessica take a trip down memory lane; Eddie, on the other hand, is stuck trying to navigate the present after his first college visit doesn't go according to plan.
After seeing Marvin enter retirement, Grandma Huang decides it's her turn to retire from something; when Louis fails to celebrate her as she wanted, it will take a visit from Hurricane Gene--and maybe a hot tub--to make things right.
When Matthew Chestnut returns to Cattleman's Ranch, everyone but Louis agrees that he's a bad influence, leaving it up to Jessica, Eddie and Trent to help take him down; Emery and Evan give Marvin a crash course in feminism and etiquette.
Jessica worries about Evan's future as doctor-president; Eddie has decided on Allen Iverson as his "hero" subject for an essay, sending Louis on a mission to prove that he's just as worthy of that title.
Jessica schedules mandatory family time with Eddie, Emery and Evan; Louis is set on taking Honey's blog to the next level, landing her a spot on "Good Morning Orlando."
Louis starts to fantasize about passing the Cattleman's Ranch torch to Eddie but is worried about his menu choices; Jessica is still struggling to get on board with Emery's new hobby; Louis scores a spot on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire."
Jessica lands her dream job as a private school dean; Eddie and Emery teach Evan the hard way that it's okay for the brothers to have their own things at school.
Eddie convinces Evan that coaching from former classmate is what he needs to finally win the state spelling bee; Jessica and Louis convince Emery to get a job only to be shocked by what he chooses.
Jessica finds herself overwhelmed by a heartbroken Evan who wants to spend more time with her; Emery announces his newfound veganism and faces the wrath of Louis and Eddie.
When the trusty family van takes a turn for the worse, Jessica and Louis each process the loss in their own way; the boys sneak off on a road trip to find their Washington, D.C., time capsule.
