"Women know where they're going, Men drive." Harold dresses up like Red to go in his uncle's place to do a driving test that Red is supposed to take to regain his driver's license after he loses it.
"Women pursue good health, Men pursue good doctors." Possum Lake's old doctor has retired and his replacement uses a local ice cream parlor as the new Possum Lake Medical Clinic.
"Women appreciate creative input; Men appreciate silence." All bets are off when a big American network eyes the Lodge and wants to make some minor changes to the show.
"Women protect their feelings, Men protect their possessions." The Possum Van gets stolen, but Red can't decide whether to get it back or buy a replacement van.
"Women have to cement a romance, Men have a romance with cement." When the submarine pen project is canceled, Red and his pals have to deal with 15 truckloads of cement.
RED GREEN: "This is the shows fans of The Red Green Show have been asking for. An hour of your favorite clips from the show that has become a cult classic throughout North America. Every segment of this episode has been chosen by viewer responses from the Red Green Fan Club - thousands of people with too much time (and duct tape) on their hands."