On the hour-long season premiere of This Is Not Happening, the show's new host Roy Wood Jr. comes face to face with his hip-hop hero, Howie Mandel battles his raging fear of germs, and Scott Thompson meets the Human Urinal.
Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice," Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.
It's all acid trips, drug deals and robberies when Dan Soder and Shane Mauss share stories about the worst nightmares they've been forced to experience.
Roy Wood Jr. gets roped into performing at a crack dealer's comedy show, Drew Carey freaks out his friend who's high out of his mind, and Ali Siddiq downs a bag of mushrooms.
Roy Wood Jr. memorizes customers' food preferences at Golden Corral, Carrot Top's act goes down in flames, and Mike Lawrence works a dehumanizing fast-food job.
Kyle Kinane's first sports victory turns tragic, Kurt Metzger refuses to show his friend his penis, and Gastor Almonte robs $1,000 from a few drug dealers.
Eddie Pepitone loses his virginity to his college professor, Thomas Dale downs an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and Dave Macklovitch replaces Chippendale dancers at a gig.
Roy Wood Jr. holds a grudge against boy band B2K for years, Darrell Hammond is saved by cops in the French Quarter, and Sean Flannery drives his car off a bridge.
Brendan Schaub faces the biggest UFC fight of his life, Rita Rudner finds an old man's cat, and Ryan Sickler gets offered a job with the Baltimore Colts.
Jay Larson walks a blind man home, Julian McCullough lies to his parents about where he was after school, and Joey Diaz doesn't tell his mom he got held back in school.
