Mel is visited by her gynecologist who says she's a so called witch. She explains to Mel that she was once a powerful teenage witch and can regain her powers by defeating the dark lord.
It's Mel and Joe's first Christmas as a couple, which leads to a competition over whose family ornament should take the prestigious top spot on the tree.
When their honeymoon to Tahiti gets canceled due to Mel's broken leg, Joe surprises her with a cabin getaway. But their dream vacation quickly becomes a nightmare. Meanwhile, Lennox tries to hide her relationship with Marco.
Joe returns a fancy wedding gift from Mel's Aunt Bunny and Uncle Bert and then learns that they are going to pay a visit. The future of Lennox and Marco's relationship is in question when he gets a job that is in Japan.
Mel is jealous when Lennox becomes infatuated with her professor. Joe is reluctant to cancel and father daughter camping trip when he finds out Dani lied to him.
Mel and Joe are reeling from both the pregnancy test results and Ryder's announcement that he's joining the Navy. Feeling Ryder is completely unprepared, they hatch a plan to have Joe put him through a rigorous mock Boot Camp.
When Joe learns the significance of the little devil tattoo on Mel's backside, it's a big turnoff for him in the bedroom. Meanwhile, Lennox and Zander are forced to work with an untrained actress on their "Cassandra" short film.
Mel's thrilled when bestselling author of the novel "Love and Bondage," visits her book club. Nicole overhears Joe criticize her work, and ends up trying to seduce him. Lennox discovers Zander and McKenna are secretly dating.
Joe gets a new job as a correspondent for "Wake Up, Toledo!", a local early morning TV show, that requires him getting up early every day, which puts a strain on his relationship with Mel.
