Percy gets the winter blues and "hates everything," while Kevin's already socially disturbed character becomes aggravated by the lack of sunlight and isolation caused by intense cold.
Timmy lands himself a co-op job at the Camel Toe Inn as a stripper's assistant. Kevin is inspired by Timmy's work ethic and decides he also needs a co-op job.
Anastasia is at the feed and seed, buying a stronger industrial pesticide for unstated personal reasons, when animal rights activists take over and hold the staff hostage.
Barfy Boozehound, a beer mascot, introduces a contest and Percy is resolutely training at the Camel Toe when someone mentions the upcoming smoking ban.
It's Remembrance Day and Percy muscles his way through a ceremonial parade to get half-price quarts at the legion. As Percy hits on a female peacekeeper, Kevin explores the ceremonies of the day and ends up enlisting as an air cadet.
Percy and the family attend a Neighbourhood Watch meeting to get information on serial killer prevention. Meanwhile, Kevin obsesses about Shawna and wonders if her friendly greeting on the bus was an invitation.
Percy and Anastasia both receive mail to and discover that Percy must attend a retraining course at the employment insurance office, while Anastasia is asked to jury duty. Meanwhile, Kevin is upstairs painting his entire room black.
Percy decides the whole world is against him and plots to leave IT all behind. The Spencer's hold a garage sale to pillage for cash and somehow scrounge enough dough to make it to Chile.
Percy and Anastasia discover an additional room in their house that's gone unnoticed because of the boxes piled in front of its door. They make it their little hide-a-way from home where they stash their extra cigarettes and booze.
It's a showdown between Drunken Welfare Man and Alcoholic Welfare Man. Percy faces his nemesis as both heroes try to prove their honour as the greatest substance abusing, welfare-frauding crime fighter.
Kevin tries to manipulate a group of Alzheimer patients at the old age home into believing he's their grandson. While loitering at the hospital he meets Lisa, an orderly and the girl of his dreams.
The Spencers win a vacation at the Tiki-Wana Beach Resort where Anastasia forces Percy to enter a surfing contest against a world-class surfing champion in order to prove his honour for her.
