Garry goes on a talk show and gets himself into trouble when he makes jokes about his girlfriend Phoebe, implying that she's a freak. Things only get worse when he tries to explain to the audience that he wasn't serious.
Grant's friend tries to hurt his parents with a machete, copying a horror host whose TV show airs right after Garry's. When Garry tries to get the show canceled, the maniacal horror host threatens him and kidnaps Phoebe.
When Grant begins to excel on the football field but has substantial changes in his temperament, Phoebe suspects he is using steroids. Garry becomes a "fly on the wall" to determine if it is true.
After a chance meeting in a butcher shop, Garry, his manager Brad, and Phoebe go for dinner at Eddy King's house, but Eddy is the only one having a good time reliving his past.
Garry's first movie was a dirty one and it's been edited to imply that he did more than he claims to have actually done. Now he is out to prove his innocence.
Just when Phoebe and Garry are starting to enjoy their honeymoon, they get bad news: Phoebe's grandfather has died. After two more deaths, they are convinced that somebody dies every time they make love.
When Martin Mull thinks Phoebe overcharged for her interior design services, a feud begins between the Shandlings and the Mulls. It may take God Himself to settle this argument.
Garry is headed out of town to be an opening act for Guns N' Roses on their new tour, so he turns the show over to Grant. Meanwhile, Leonard Smith has a challenger for Condo Association President.
With Garry still on tour with Guns N' Roses, Phoebe's dummy half-brother Chester stays with her. When TV exec Stravely stops by, Chester pitches his sitcom about two guys with the same name sharing an apartment. It replaces Garry's show.
Garry and Phoebe are waiting for the results of a pregnancy test, but he is impatient and attempts to pass the 18 minutes by time traveling. Instead, he skips ahead 18 years and gets a preview of what is to come.
Garry's manager Brad shows up at the house with his newest client, singer Chris Isaak. When Brad's time is increasingly taken up by Chris, Garry fires him and Pete takes over, but the first job he gets Garry is an embarrassing infomercial.
Garry is at a health club, but back at his place, the gang is doing a talent show hosted by Brad. As the others perform, Phoebe meets the Phantom of the Studio under the audience and he demands that she sing a song he wrote.
After crashing his car into the kitchen, Garry's brother arrives to gift him a driver. Although Garry objects at first, he becomes fast friends with Hoke, the driver, in this parody of Driving Miss Daisy.
