Episode list

House of Payne

Driving Me Crazy
Calvin babysits his girlfriend's six year old nephew only to learn he makes Dennis the Menace seem like a saint. Also Claretha's car is stolen and Ella helps her search for it.
5 /10
What the...?

Tue, Jun 03, 2008
A woman CJ saved during a fire insists on paying him back. Jazmine starts using bad language at home and school.
4.9 /10
Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In
Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in
3.6 /10
And... Cut!

Tue, Jun 10, 2008
Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.
4.2 /10
Old School Vs. New School
It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, a financial situation at the barbershop could mean the end of Calvin's job, but Miranda saves the day.
4.3 /10
Unsung Heroes

Tue, Jun 24, 2008
Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.
4.5 /10
True Lies

Tue, Jul 01, 2008
Malik and his friend Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Meanwhile, Calvin's pal Peanut comes up with a nutty plan to impress his new girlfriend: He claims to own the barbershop and poses as a member of the Payne family.
5.8 /10
That Sounds Sweet
After a successful bake sale, Claretha convinces Ella to start her own business, and pretty soon, things get out of hand. Meanwhile, Malik enters a talent show to impress a girl.
4.1 /10
Meet the Lucases
Miranda brings her parents Jeffrey and Sandra to meet the Paynes. Curtis belittles Calvin in front of them but the stress leads to a emergency trip to the hospital when Curtis suffers a heart attack.
3.9 /10
Out on a Limb

Tue, Jul 08, 2008
Calvin is ready to propose and buys a ring for Miranda that is more than he can afford.
3.5 /10
Can't Buy Me Love
Calvin makes plans at a fancy restaurant to propose to Miranda but starts to question if he'll be rich enough to support her
4 /10
To Have and to Hold
After two attempts at proposing, Calvin decides to keep it simple and propose at home. But it gets complicated when Jazmine loses the ring while playing with it. Meanwhile, Janine moves back in, with a new found discovery.
4.8 /10
Unexpected Results
Jazmine scores unexpectedly well on an aptitude test and is recommended for an gifted school. C.J. delays telling Tanya that Janine has moved back in and that he is the father of Janine's unborn baby.
5.8 /10
Let's Get Ready to Rumble
Curtis keeps Jazmine's slumber party under control despite the kids wanting to act up. C.J. and a pregnant Janine are caught in the middle of a holdup when they stop by the barbershop.
4.1 /10
Father's Day

Tue, Jul 29, 2008
Grandpa Kelly comes to town and upon meeting Miranda, realizes he knew her in a past life. Meanwhile, the barbers befriend a homeless man who is searching for his son.
4.5 /10
All Is Not Lost
When things start to go awry with Calvin and Miranda's wedding plans, Calvin gets cold feet. Meanwhile we see that Curtis has gained weight since his last tuxedo fitting.
6 /10
Party Over Here!
Calvin's male friends and family plan a bachelor party but Ella and Miranda give Curtis and Calvin strict marching orders - no strippers.
3.3 /10
The Last Supper
Lots of marital advice is given to Miranda and Calvin by women and men respectively. The rehearsal dinner takes place at the Payne household but someone faints and has to miss it and a few crashers come.
3.5 /10

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