2012

S3.E1 ∙ Over the Moon

Tue, Nov 17, 2015

A tipsy Steven appears on the "Lorraine" chat show and tells a story from his past that could bring down the U.S. government. Later, he suffers stage fright ahead of his starring role in Macbeth.

8.2 /10

S3.E2 ∙ Beauty Calls

Tue, Nov 24, 2015

With Ed dating former beauty queen Penvelope, Steven hooks up with her friend Clancy Moped. However, their romances are jeopardized when the guys are invited to judge a beauty contest.

7.9 /10

After falling downstairs a severely concussed Steven becomes smitten with visiting American actor Jon Hamm, ignoring the adoring starlet Pooky Hook. Steven even takes Hamm to visit his dying father Colonel Gonville Toast who is about to announce his beneficiaries, though there is something of an upset before Steven regains his old self.

8.4 /10

S3.E4 ∙ Bob a Job

Tue, Dec 08, 2015

Jane persuades Steven to take part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse. Meanwhile, Danny Bear prepares for an operation.

7.9 /10

S3.E5 ∙ Man of Sex

Tue, Dec 15, 2015

Legendary actor, Ormond Sacker is cast alongside Steven in a West End play. Toast dates Varrity Map but has to deal with the twin brother of his nemesis, Ray Purchase.

7.7 /10

S3.E6 ∙ Global Warming

Tue, Dec 22, 2015

Annoyed never to have played at the Globe Theatre Steven hesitantly agrees to perform in the controversial director Daz Klondyke's revolutionary new production of 'Twelfth Night' alongside the non-professional Kai and a cast of dogs. On opening night the dogs have yet to learn their lines and Klondyke foresees disaster. Fortunately Steven has a solution, since much of the Globe is made of wood. Unfortunately the acting community condemns this show of vandalism and, after being fined by the P.C. police, there is nothing left for Steven professionally except to join Ed in his latest porn film.

8 /10