To get Sarah to "man up," Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina; Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
After Sarah's brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade to show how easy making children's books and television is.
Sarah sues "Home Alone" - the movie - for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor and becomes the official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.
Fed-up of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, Sarah campaigns for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when she is announced the winner.
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures her into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they don't actually like jam band music, they are just tripping. Laura copes with Jay's chronic "laughmares" in an unusual way.
Sarah narrates, as an old time-y southerner, the story of Steve creating a baby robot named "Breve," for Brian and he to care of as their own child. Laura and Jay open up to each other about their risqué sexual interests.
After repeatedly climbing into pedophiles' vans, Sarah realizes that the guys driving vans aren't creepy by themselves, the vans make them that way. Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide whose turn it is to do the laundry.
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials. Sarah invites her friend Murray, who was at Auschwitz, to be the guest of honor at her memorial. She does not realize that Murray was at Auschwitz as a guard.
