When Dad gives them the house for an entire 35 hours, Pete and Pete think it will be paradise, until they accidentally sell the house to another family.
Big Pete invites Teddy to stay over when his parents leave town, but Teddy's habits begin to annoy the family. Meanwhile. Little Pete gets back to nature.
Despite of his fear of making a fool of himself, Little Pete goes to his first dance. But instead of hitting the dance floor, he tries to make some money by showing off his gut juice. Meanwhile, Nona tries to avoid dancing with her father and Big Pete tries to meet one of the band members.
Love fever strikes Wellsville hard: Little Pete succumbs to local postal carrier Eunice Puell's love talk; and Big Pete is smitten by a stuck-up tennis player.
On April Fool's Day Little Pete is determined to pull off the biggest prank Wellsville Middle School has ever seen: sabotaging Johnny Earwax and the Up With Personal Hygiene Singers. His only problems are Pit Stain and his cronies and Principal Ken Schwinger.
Big Pete has been dreaming about getting his driver's license for a long time. But when he goes into Driver's-Ed class overconfident, Mr. Slurm is ready to bring him back down to earth.
Little Pete and his friends and family intend to make every day Christmas. Unfortunately, the garbage man, his neighbors, and his archnemesis Pit Stain intend to prevent this from ever happening.
It's just another ordinary Saturday in Wellsville, or so it seems. Big Pete needs a haircut, Ellen must work, Wayne has new shoes, Monica is on the hunt for the elusive ninja, and Stu is stuck at a never-ending red light.