Beach tells his team to drop a drugs bust to focus on his Christmas show, and Bones is forced to work without his glasses when they get smashed. While Mark is mourning the loss of his pet Hamster after a prank gone wrong.
Mutiny, cannibalism and disease ensue when the team are relocated to a desert island on a survival holiday and D.I. Beach decides to forego the BBC survival course beforehand. D.S. Ash makes the acquaintance of Donna Air on the beach.
After losing money betting on a boxing match, Beach launches an inquiry into corruption in boxing. Beach trains to become a boxer and go undercover as one of Frank Warren's boxers. While 'Bones' gets cosmetic surgery with the bribe money.
As the Commissioner's house is taken over by squatters, the Good Guys try to evict them but Beach falls under the influence of a cult living there and the hypnotic powers of its charismatic leader. While 'Strings' hunts for a missing cat.
The squad are asked to look after an important family code-named 'Jubilee Family' who are making a secret visit to the Good Guys' headquarters. Beach pulls out all the stops to prepare for their arrival but is blighted by several mishaps.
A community relations officer gives the squad some tips on how to conduct themselves in public when interacting with minorities, but ends up having the Good Guys in many offensive situations when he harbours many prejudices himself.
