S3.E1 ∙ Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey Thu, Sep 05, 2002 Janey goes to university in Manchester, and an all out battle ensues over her room. 7.9 /10
S3.E2 ∙ Shrink Rap Thu, Sep 12, 2002 Ben and Susan attend an auction at Michael's school, where they successfully bid on a couple's therapy session. Meanwhile, Ben tries to avoid a former patient. 7.8 /10
S3.E3 ∙ Desperately Squeaking Susan Thu, Sep 19, 2002 Ben's cousin's daughter Abi is invited to dinner. Nick becomes a magician. 7.9 /10
S3.E4 ∙ Of Mice and Ben Thu, Sep 26, 2002 Abi wants to make a documentary of a "normal married couple", and there's a rat in the walls. 7.6 /10
S3.E5 ∙ Imperfect Strangers Wed, Oct 02, 2002 Janey calls home from university in crisis. Ben and Susan have a romantic adventure. 8.1 /10
S3.E6 ∙ The Second Greatest Story Ever Told Wed, Oct 09, 2002 The Harpers experience competitive family strife over an amateur nativity play. Michael has girl difficulties. Ben has a toothache. 8 /10
S3.E7 ∙ Waiting to Inhale Wed, Oct 16, 2002 Michael is invited into a girl's room. Ben and Susan find a joint. 7.8 /10
S3.E8 ∙ Misery Wed, Oct 23, 2002 Susan visits Janey at University. Michael wants to go to Greece. Nick has a new job. 8.1 /10
S3.E9 ∙ Auto Erotica Wed, Nov 06, 2002 Susan wants to go away for her and Ben's wedding anniversary. Nick wins a car in a poker game. Michael finds some underwear. 7.7 /10
S3.E10 ∙ A Handful of Dust Wed, Nov 20, 2002 It's Ben's birthday, and Janey comes for a visit with a friend. 7.5 /10
S3.E11 ∙ The Lost Weekend Wed, Nov 27, 2002 Michael is off for a higher maths fun weekend, and with everyone else gone Ben and Susan have the weekend alone. 7.1 /10
S3.E12 ∙ Ghosts Wed, Dec 04, 2002 The house may be haunted. Nick opens a mini-cab business. An old flame of Susan's looks her up. 8.1 /10
S3.E13 ∙ One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest Wed, Dec 11, 2002 Nick and Ben reach a turning point. Michael tries to buff up. 8 /10
S3.E14 ∙ Ding Dong Merrily... Tue, Dec 24, 2002 It's Christmas at the Harpers, Janey comes home with a gift for the holidays, and Nick has an idea for a holiday business. 8.4 /10