The Paedofinder General rids a performance of pedophiles; Omar, Abdul and Shafiq threaten their local council; Brad Pitt stars as Ivan Dobsky in a Hollywood biopic, but the facts aren't true.
Omar, Abdul, and Shafiq plan a celebrity assassination; the Paedofinder General crashes a school nativity play and burns the playwright; Ivan Dobsky is released for Christmas and plays a visit to Santa.
Bono and Nelson Mandela hold a concert for Ivan Dobsky's release; celebrity mum Fran Chappell cuts a single with MC Chaos; One of the Yuppies is expecting.
The Paedofinder General visits the seaside; MI5 begin a surveillance operation on our Suicide Bombers; Celebrity mom Fran Chappell has a nasty shock after winning an award.
Our favorite Suicide Bombers go to war in Iraq; the Yuppies move to the countryside; the Paedofinder General gets a job processing family photos in a Photo Store.