2015

S3.E1 ∙ Settlement Pacifier Attic Unsyncing

Wed, Nov 01, 2017

When the entire Hughes family moves into John and Joan's home after their kitchen is destroyed, their presence creates chaos for Joan. Also, Matt and Colleen are set to receive a huge monetary settlement from Colleen's fall off the motel balcony on their wedding night; John tries to get Sophia back on track when she starts misbehaving; Tyler and Clementine make a surprise announcement to the family; and Jen and Greg attempt to persuade Lark to get rid of her pacifier.

7.6 /10

S3.E2 ∙ Bunny Single Nightmare Drinking

Wed, Nov 08, 2017

When Jen invites her boss, Paul, and his wife over to dinner to impress him, she and Greg can't remember his wife's name and scramble to avoid embarrassment. Also, Tim urges Tyler to start dating; Matt ends up having a nightmare about parenting after he and Colleen discuss having children; and Joan grows increasingly stressed about Heather living with her.

7.3 /10

S3.E3 ∙ Treasure Ride Poker Hearing

Wed, Nov 15, 2017

When Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to find it and dig it up. Also, Jen learns she has a low car service rating so she books rides across the city to charm drivers and increase her score; Joan joins her neighbor's poker game in an effort to win an unusual prize; and John finally gets hearing aids but they aren't having the effect he was hoping for.

7.5 /10

S3.E4 ∙ Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife

Wed, Nov 22, 2017

When Heather, Clementine and Jen offer to save Joan from the stress of preparing the Thanksgiving meal, the free time leaves Joan even more frazzled. Also, Greg has a boost of self-confidence after learning he has high levels of testosterone; Samantha keeps a secret from her family during Thanksgiving dinner; and John is determined to continue the tradition of using his old, unsafe knife to carve the turkey.

8.2 /10

S3.E5 ∙ Meal Potty Cart Middle

Wed, Nov 29, 2017

When Tim and Heather go to an expensive dinner to celebrate their anniversary, they are determined to finish every bite of their pricey 20-course meal. Also, Jen and Greg try to quickly potty-train Lark before her first day of preschool; Tyler gets jealous of the attention Clementine is getting at work; and Matt and Samantha team up for a "Middle Child Day" and go to a trapeze school.

7.7 /10

S3.E6 ∙ Waffle Permission Kidless Boyfriend

Wed, Dec 06, 2017

Things take an awkward turn when Heather tries to be Tyler's cool best friend.

7.3 /10

S3.E7 ∙ Thirty-Five Teacher Escape Lottery

Wed, Dec 13, 2017

Jen and Greg hire Clementine as a part-time nanny for Lark and invite her to join them for dinner, only for the waitress to mistake Jen for Lark's grandmother.

7.2 /10

S3.E8 ∙ The Twelve Shorts of Christmas

Wed, Dec 20, 2017

The holiday spirit is alive, well and wildly different for each member of the Short family

8.3 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor

Wed, Jan 03, 2018

An animated sequence featuring the whole family as farm animals reveals that Matt and Colleen are struggling to have a baby.

7.5 /10

S3.E10 ∙ Emergency Interview Driving Lunch

Wed, Jan 10, 2018

Each member of the family has a crisis that prevents Matt from getting to the fertility clinic on time.

7.3 /10

S3.E11 ∙ Goose Friends Auction Fog

Wed, Jan 17, 2018

Jen creates an awkward situation for Tyler when she gets caught up in the excitement of singing in Tyler's band.

7.3 /10

S3.E12 ∙ Toilet Shaving Stuck Fertility

Wed, Jan 31, 2018

Greg makes up a lie to get out of attending a party hosted by his and Jen's crazy neighbors.

7.2 /10

S3.E13 ∙ Therapy Cheating Shoes Movie

Wed, Feb 28, 2018

Matt and Greg encounter a few bizarre obstacles on the way to Greg's interview.

7.5 /10

S3.E14 ∙ Parents Ancestry Coupon Chaperone

Wed, Mar 07, 2018

Jen and Greg decide to take turns dealing with her annoying parents when they come to visit. Also, when Tim and Heather chaperone Samantha's dance, Heather runs into an old flame; Colleen cashes in the many "love coupons" Matt has given her as gifts over the years; and Sophia digs up disturbing information when she investigates the family lineage.

7.5 /10

S3.E15 ∙ Graffiti Cute Jewelry Shots

Wed, Mar 28, 2018

When Sophia feels like she is no longer the cutest kid in the Short family, she tries frantically to regain her status. Also, Joan gives Jen a beautiful necklace, forgetting she already gave it to Heather for her Sweet 16, and now she has to get it back; Greg tries to fit in with his new young coworkers but takes things too far; and Colleen and Tim bond when he helps her administer the hormone injections for her IVF treatment.

7.6 /10

S3.E16 ∙ Pageant Bike Animals Jerky

Wed, Apr 04, 2018

Sophia arranges a musical with her stuffed animals after Heather tells her to get rid of them.

6.7 /10

S3.E17 ∙ Sitter Dating Sister Mattress

Wed, Apr 11, 2018

Jen and Greg go to great lengths to find the perfect babysitter for Lark. Also, John becomes testy when shopping for a mattress and Joan realizes the unusual source of his aggravation; Heather learns information about Samantha's boyfriend that she isn't sure she should reveal; and Matt believes he may have a history with Colleen's sister after he meets her for the first time.

7.3 /10

S3.E18 ∙ Renter Portrait Plagiarism Scam

Wed, Apr 18, 2018

Jen is thrilled to be offered a custom painting as payment from a hot new artist - until she sees the final product.

7.3 /10

S3.E19 ∙ #TBT: House Destiny Introduction Retirement

Wed, Apr 25, 2018

The quirky history of the Short family is revealed.

7.7 /10

S3.E20 ∙ Lingerie Cookbook Gamble Surrogate

Wed, May 02, 2018

Tyler and Tim realize they are in over their heads when Heather tasks them with buying a bra for Samantha. Also, Joan asks Jen to submit a recipe for the family cookbook, prompting Jen to steal one from her favorite restaurant; John gets Samantha and Sophia hooked on gambling while babysitting for them; and Colleen and Matt obsess about their surrogate's unhealthy lifestyle.

7.4 /10

S3.E21 ∙ Video Piercing Model Hangover

Wed, May 16, 2018

Colleen and Matt think they have found a clever way to say thank you; Sophia uses her legal skills to win her case for a second ear piercing; John becomes a model senior citizen only to find that the lifestyle is not as glamorous as he would have hoped; and Jen and Greg rediscover adult freedom as Lark becomes more independent, but will their carefree behavior take them back to square one?

7.7 /10

S3.E22 ∙ Sixteen Spanish Car Leak

Wed, May 16, 2018

Tim and Heather plan a surprise birthday party for Samantha, but the night takes an unexpected turn when Samantha doesn't come home alone. Also, Matt and Colleen are in an awkward situation with their surrogate; John and Joan learn Spanish for their next adventure; and Jen and Greg have to find a way to keep their secret from the family.

7.7 /10