2002

S3.E1 ∙ Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1

Thu, Sep 25, 2003

Everything becomes a mess when president George Bush comes to speak at the factory: Benny has started dating a younger man without telling George, Carmen disrupts the president's speech, and George steals the speech, which results in the Secret Service paying a trip to his home.

8.3 /10

S3.E2 ∙ Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 2

Thu, Sep 25, 2003

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

8.1 /10

S3.E3 ∙ The Cuban Missus Crisis

Thu, Oct 02, 2003

When Carmen has a sleepover and Angie's out with the girls, George finds out Vic's wife has cheated on him and he worries he may lose Angie too.

8.1 /10

S3.E4 ∙ Feel the Burn

Thu, Oct 09, 2003

Benny fears she's going through menopause but when she goes to the doctor, finds out that in fact she has the gonorrhea. Meanwhile, Angie tries to get her parents to reconcile.

7.8 /10

S3.E5 ∙ Carmen's Dating

Thu, Oct 16, 2003

Carmen tells her parents she wants to start dating, and she brings home a boy from her school for them to meet. Everything about Jason seems to be perfect, except that he and Carmen don't want to go out in public together.

7.7 /10

S3.E6 ∙ Split Decision

Thu, Oct 23, 2003

George lets a secret slip between the Powers brothers who then decide to split up the company, and each wants George to come work for them.

8.2 /10

S3.E7 ∙ No One Gets Out Alive

Thu, Oct 30, 2003

After the crash of an airplane built from parts made at George's factory, the nervous employees blame one another. An inspector interviews them and then closes the plant temporarily until it is determined what happened.

7.9 /10

S3.E8 ∙ Bringing Home the Bacon

Thu, Nov 06, 2003

With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceanera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now to George's chagrin.

7.8 /10

S3.E9 ∙ Fishing Cubans

Thu, Nov 13, 2003

When Castro keeps Vic's brother, Octavio, in Cuba as a political prisoner, Vic, George and Ernie decide to go over on Vic's boat and bring Octavio over to California as a surprise anniversary present for Angie.

8.2 /10

S3.E10 ∙ Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

Thu, Nov 20, 2003

George invites Manny and his family to spend Thanksgiving with his family, and finds out he's the only possible match for a kidney transplant for his father.

8.2 /10

S3.E11 ∙ Mementos

Thu, Nov 27, 2003

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news.

8.2 /10

S3.E12 ∙ Christmas Punch

Thu, Dec 11, 2003

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa.

7.6 /10

S3.E13 ∙ Why You Crying?

Thu, Jan 08, 2004

Max mouths off to Benny and she slaps him for it. George and Angie think she's overreacting until they learn Max has forged their signatures to cover up his failing in school.

7.9 /10

S3.E14 ∙ The Trouble with Ricky

Thu, Jan 22, 2004

When Ricky stays with the Lopez family, he and Max get into trouble repeatedly, and finally George decides to return him to his mother and finds out what environment Ricky's living in.

8.3 /10

S3.E15 ∙ God Needles George

Thu, Feb 05, 2004

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.

7.8 /10

S3.E16 ∙ Benny and Randy

Thu, Feb 12, 2004

George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.

7.8 /10

S3.E17 ∙ Weekend at Benny's

Thu, Feb 19, 2004

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

7.7 /10

S3.E18 ∙ Jason Tutors Max

Thu, Feb 26, 2004

Jason tells Carmen he has to spend more time preparing for college instead of being with her, but then starts tutoring Max to help him in Algebra. Carmen delivers an ultimatum to Jason that he either has to stop tutoring Max, or break up with her.

6.2 /10

S3.E19 ∙ Angie Gets Tanked

Thu, Mar 18, 2004

A revealing picture of Angie getting soaked in the dunk tank at the school carnival shows up online for all the kids at school to see, and George plots revenge on the kid who took the picture.

7.6 /10

S3.E20 ∙ The Art of Boxing

Thu, Mar 25, 2004

George and Vic enroll Max in a boxing class against Angie's wishes and behind her back; but they have to come clean when Max comes home with a black eye.

7.9 /10

S3.E21 ∙ George's House of Cards

Thu, Apr 01, 2004

George invites Angie's newly divorced dad Vic to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens to tear down the foundation of the entire family.

7.8 /10

S3.E22 ∙ Dance Fever

Thu, Apr 08, 2004

George is presented with a major award and everybody congratulates him, except Benny. George has accepted that Benny never complimented him on anything in his life, until he hears her complimenting Randy on getting a new job.

7.7 /10

S3.E23 ∙ She Drives Me Crazy

Thu, Apr 15, 2004

George worries Carmen's growing up too fast when she pushes to get her driver's license and to spend prom night in a hotel room with Jason.

8.1 /10

S3.E24 ∙ George Goes to Disneyland

Thu, Apr 29, 2004

Max is excited about the Lopez family's trip to Disneyland, but George refuses to go because it reminds him of his deprived childhood. However, he becomes overwhelmed with guilt that he is not sharing the fun with his son.

8.2 /10

S3.E25 ∙ Bachelor Party

Thu, May 06, 2004

As wedding plans progress for Benny and Randy, clumsy factory worker Amy, returns from six months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.

7.8 /10

S3.E26 ∙ Wrecking Ball

Thu, May 13, 2004

The morning after Benny finds out her coworkers had a pool she wouldn't last with Randy, George arrives at work to find somebody had vandalized the factory and Benny is the prime suspect, and Jack expects him to fire her even though she claims she's innocent.

7.8 /10

S3.E27 ∙ What George Doesn't Noah...

Thu, May 20, 2004

Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

8.5 /10

S3.E28 ∙ Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened

Thu, May 20, 2004

George and Angie confront Carmen regarding her relationship with Zack. When George speaks to Zack, the boy's true intentions toward Carmen become clear--infuriating George.

7.9 /10